Video: Justin Bieber – As Long As You Love Me Feat. Big Sean

There aren’t a lot of ways to argue that Justin Bieber isn’t a boy bander gone solo who just happened to never be in a boy band. He’s everything I remember from the Lou Pearlman days of my youth.

But, he was “created” strictly by his 18-year-old mother instead of a fat man with a Lance bAss fetish. Now he’s so “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman…” Eighteen, and not caring that “As Long As You Love Me” is already the name of a Backstreet Boys song released three years after he was born.  Continue reading “Video: Justin Bieber – As Long As You Love Me Feat. Big Sean”

Set Your DVRs – ‘Piranhaconda’ Is Coming To SyFy!

The SyFy channel never fails to disappoint. They’re very reliable in that they always know the exact formula for making shitatiously bad original movies that are simply so-bad-they’re… Well, bad.

In the past, they’ve brought us works of art like Dinoshark, Swamp Devil, Sharktopus, Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid, Flu Bird Horror, Mongolian Death Worm, and Frankenfish. The latest is another hybrid creature feature  – Piranhaconda.

You know it’s good because it stars Michael Madsen, a former beauty queen (Shandi Finnessey, Miss Missouri 2002), and 42 year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Rachel Hunter.  Continue reading “Set Your DVRs – ‘Piranhaconda’ Is Coming To SyFy!”