Madonna’s Brother Lives Under a Bridge in Michigan

Anthony Ciccone Madonna Madonna’s older brother Anthony Ciccone has not only been homeless for 18 months, but he sleeps under the Union St. Bridge in Traverse City, Michigan (250 miles north of Detroit).

The Daily Mail caught up with 56-year-old Ciccone, an alcoholic and drug addict who lost his job at his family’s vineyard and winery after he was found drinking “straight from the vats.”

“I never loved her in the first place, she never loved me,” a visibly weathered Anthony said of his pop star sister, adding “She doesn’t give a shit if I’m dead or alive. She lives in her own world.”

The queen of the world isn’t the only one ignoring Anthony. His own father, 80-year-old Silvio Ciccone refuses to help his son until he stops drinking. (Madonna paid for him to enter rehab six years ago.)

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Detroit Is The Most Obese State

I’m not just winging out random assumptions, Detroit, Michigan has been officially named the fattest city in America. By fattest, they mean it has the highest rates of obesity (a whopping 33%) and heart disease. This data comes from the Center For Disease Control, and Prevention Magazine, but other sites list it a little differently.

Men’s Health Magazine ranks Corpus Christi, TX as number one, while Ask Men says it’s Las Vegas, Nevada. I tend to believe the CDC’s numbers. Want to hear the rest of the top eight? They’re pretty much all in the South. Basically it’s a miracle if you’re from the South and never had a steak-related stroke.

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For $2,000 You Can Consume A 338-Pound Hamburger!

In what has got to be the worst state (Michigan) in all of America, next to the Dakotas, Idaho and New Jersey, you can buy a gigantic 334 pound burger for the price of two thousand dollars! Mmmm.

The Southgate (14 miles from Detroit) restaurant is called Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar and the 540,000 calorie meat pile (it looks like a giant dark worm-brownie) is known as the “Absolutely Ridiculous Burger.”

It also comes with fries and a drink and takes 22 hours to cook, says manager Jason Jones, who wanted to created a world record. He did too, because this is officially the largest burger ever made.

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