Taylor Swift Is/Was Basically Dating Mick Jagger

Harry Styles shirtlessLadies, don’t be jealous of Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, One Direction boy-bander Harry Styles. I can see the future, and it involves him fully transitioning into Mick Jagger (or Wrinkly Kong) in 20 years.

I can’t stop thinking about the Mick resemblance after Daily Mail posted photos of Styles absorbing sun and showing off his back acne and random collection of tattoos on the beach in the Caribbean on Saturday.

The older one of Harry (pre-battleship, sister’s name, 007, coat hanger, padlock and bird tattoos) making a familiar face sent me into a state of shockContinue reading “Taylor Swift Is/Was Basically Dating Mick Jagger”

Lady Gaga Joins The Rolling Stones For ‘Gimme Shelter’

Lady Gaga Rolling StonesLady Gaga has performed with musical legends like Elton John, Tony Bennett, Brian May, Clarence Clemons. As of Saturday, you can add The Rolling Stones (a band she used to “strip” to) to the list. Gaga clomped onstage about 90 seconds into “Gimme Shelter” at The Stones’ 50th Anniversary concert at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey.

In heels and an unflattering striped black and gold jumpsuit that makes me want to tap her against a mixing bowl, Gaga sings like a black woman and dances like Elaine Benes took a time machine to the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival.  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Joins The Rolling Stones For ‘Gimme Shelter’”

Tuna Are Endangered Because Mick Jagger’s Daughter Rode Them To Death

When I think of tuna I think of sandwiches or Courtney Stodden’s dirty bloomers, but since the image of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall‘s naked daughter Elizabeth straddling a dead fish is now seared into my brain, I might be changing my tune.

Judge not, skeptics! Elizabeth Jagger is riding a yellowfin tuna into the sunset for a good cause. The “Fishlove” campaign to be exact. An exhibit that focuses on bringing awareness to endangered marine life.  Continue reading “Tuna Are Endangered Because Mick Jagger’s Daughter Rode Them To Death”

The Best Excerpts From ‘Who I Am: A Memoir’ By Pete Townshend (Mick Jagger’s Wang)

Legendary The Who guitarist Pete Townshend was subjected to a four-month investigation by the police after they learned that he paid to access a child pornography site in 2003.

In his new book, Who I Am: A Memoir, Townshend explains that he typed “russian orphanages boys donations” (for charity) into his web browser and was horrified by the results.

“I used my Barclaycard once on a site with a button that (rather ridiculously) said ‘Click here for child-porn.’ The charge was $7, which I immediately cancelled, not wanting even this small charge to benefit banks and credit-card companies that allowed the transaction in the first place,” he said of the research he swears he was doing for an essay on his blog in 2002.  Continue reading “The Best Excerpts From ‘Who I Am: A Memoir’ By Pete Townshend (Mick Jagger’s Wang)”

Mick Jagger’s SuperHeavy “Miracle Worker” Video

Mick Jagger is in a new supergroup simply called SuperHeavy which features Joss Stone and Damian Marley. I didn’t expect to listen to it past the 10 second mark (well actually the song doesn’t even start till the 51 second mark, so I was forced regardless) but it’s actually pretty good. I’m a sucker for reggae though so maybe that’s how they tricked me.

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