Trailer: Sin City: A Dame To Kill For

Nine years – at least six after we’d completely forgotten about the first Sin City movie and all the posters of Jessica Alba’s rodeo-themed striptease are undoubtedly lining a landfill or a hamster cage instead of the shelves at Spencer’s – and Dimension Films and Robert Rodriguez have finally given us a sequel.

A Dame To Kill For features new, prominent roles for Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ray Liotta and Juno Temple plus familiar favorites like Mickey Rourke as himself deformed sweetheart Marv, Alba as Nancy, Rosario Dawson as Old Town badass Gail, Jaime King as Wendy and Bruce Willis as John Hartigan.

Mickey Rourke’s Face Is Flatlining

Mickey Rourke isn’t going to be a mummy for Halloween but he wouldn’t have to change much to do so.

In new pictures acquired by Radar and The National Enquirer, Mickey’s face is on display after work (plastic surgery) he had done in 2011.

He can blame the broken nose and messed up cheekbone he incurred after his stint as a teenage boxer (from 1964 to 1972) all he wants but these surgeries are about as necessary as my neighbor burning steak and letting the entire hallway fill up with smoke.

I mean, would it kill you to open the outside door to let some air in? No, but Mickey is zero botched surgeries away from an unrevivable career. My hair still smells like smoke and his face looks like shit.

Drunk Mickey Rourke Beat Drunker Usain Bolt At A Foot Race

Who knows what Mickey Rourke was doing hanging out with three-time olympic gold medal winning sprinter Usain Bolt, let alone racing him. Turns out, it happened. From the mouth of Rourke himself, Yahoo Sports reports:

“We were outside the Wellington in Central London and it was four in the morning. It was just that time of the night, you know, when anything can happen.”

“So I went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, you are the world’s fastest man, let’s go. There was a space in the street of about 30 meters. I got him to back up about four paces, we set off and I got him by a few inches.”

Rourke, 59, called Bolt “cool” and “endearing” and said that he will be rooting for him in the upcoming London games. Rooting for him, and thinking about the time he whooped his ass…

The question is, did Usain let him win? Probably. But it’s the why that matters.  Continue reading “Drunk Mickey Rourke Beat Drunker Usain Bolt At A Foot Race”

Mickey Rourke Is Too Manly (Or Confused) For Pants

Mickey Rourke has got to be the biggest enigma in Hollywood. He really couldn’t give two shits about what anybody thinks about him. I admire that in a person, but it can also be scary and unpredictable. In this case it’s just cute and surreal.

So, he came out of an L.A. restaurant during the day wearing a shirt a hat a jacket and shoes but was sans pants. However, his white and surprisingly stylish non-tighty whitey underwear was visible.

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Megan Fox Lip-Locks, From Mickey Rourke To Amanda Seyfried

You’d think from looking over her career and premiere appearances that Megan Fox likes to kiss people… But from her quotes, stuff like:

“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. It’s a super intimate thing to do. Touching mouths? I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.”

…It’s hard to tell. But if it’s so gross, maybe she should stop doing it all the damn time? I dunno, seems like relevant advice to me.

If you’re questioning Megan Fox’s rise to fame, don’t. She’s a comedic actress, whether she knows it or now. She just needs to stop with the craptacular career moves, like Jonah Hex, Transformers 2 and Passion Play.

The range of people she has kissed, onscreen or not, is almost as bizarre as any of her career decisions in general…

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