Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape

Because of the release date of a Brandy album, people think The Roommate/Charlie’s Angels actress Minka Kelly is underage in a new 30-minute sex tape obtained by TMZ.

Kelly is seen singing and dancing in Mexico to two songs from the Brandy album Never Say Never, released June 8, 1998. That’s 16 days before she turned 18.

So, some people want to play detective Sherlock Horntoad because they’re afraid of being aroused by the yet-to-be-released video of a potential minor? I mean, people have been known to listen to CDs more than two weeks after they come out…

But, if she is underage, the sleazy ex-boyfriend who’s trying to shop this thing around will receive zero dollars and her reputation will remain relatively untarnished because the tape will never see the light of day.  Continue reading “Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape”

Video: Maroon 5 – “One More Night’

Newly single Adam Levine has dropped a new single. Actually it’s a new VIDEO featuring Minka Kelly and he isn’t even single but I opted for the play on words, no matter how unfitting.

Musicians aren’t usually good at being actors, but they all desperately want to be dramatic so when they’re not starring in crap films like Battleship or making egomaniacal documentaries about themselves they’re channeling their theatric energy into music videos.  Continue reading “Video: Maroon 5 – “One More Night’”

‘Charlie’s Angels’ Axed By ABC

Charlie’s Angels, starring Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor and executive produced by Drew Barrymore, has been cancelled after the airing of only four episodes.

The cancellation of the 1970s remake starring Farah Fawcett (though the show was much more reminiscent of the films starring Barrymore, Diaz and Liu) was announced on Friday.

The cancellation definitely had something to do with terribly low ratings, since the premiere garnished a modest 8.7 million viewers.

Hopefully this encourages Minka Kelly to focus on film. I want more Lyla Garrity and non-kitten killer lady from The Roommate…

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Minka Kelly’s Mom Was A Stripper

Friday Night Lights/The Roommate actress Minka Kelly told Cosmopolitan magazine about her complex childhood life recently.

(Be clear that I am not making fun of Minka Kelly’s mom – there isn’t that much wrong with being a stripper unless you’re putting your kids or your life in danger on a constant basis, which not all strippers do)

Kelly described her mother to Cosmo by saying,

“She was 5’11,” legs up to her ears, gorgeous…She got along on that for as long as she could.” 

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