Rihanna Calls Chris Brown ‘A Mistake,’ Says She’ll Leave If He Hits Her Again

Rihanna Rollingstone 2013 Usually we read short paragraphs about Rihanna‘s relationship with Chris Brown in fairly spaced-out interviews.

Her latest, in Rolling Stone, is the anabolic-steroid version of that.

As in, MORE paragraphs about why Chris Brown is good for her which equals MORE hair-pulling from my side (and my “side” includes Lena Dunham, who doesn’t have very much hair to spare).

Former Wendy’s clown Rihanna says she’s positive that Chris Brown will never hit her again.

“He doesn’t have the luxury of f**king up again,” she tells RS contributing editor Josh Eells. “That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”  Continue reading “Rihanna Calls Chris Brown ‘A Mistake,’ Says She’ll Leave If He Hits Her Again”

Cyndi Lauper Flubs National Anthem

Cyndi Lauper is the latest pop singer to make a mistake during a rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Hers occurred today at the U.S. Open. (Sunday, September 11th)

During a certain description of our flag, she sang “O’er the ramparts, we watched as our flag was still streaming.” Leaving out one lyric “gallantly,” streaming.

That song is so damn hard to memorize. That’s why at sporting events I just mouth the word “watermelon,” over and over again…

Lauper has now joined the likes of Christina Aguilera, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Roseanne Barr and Michael Bolton in the National Anthem fuck-up hall of fame.

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