With the Help of Makeup and Photoshop, Tyra Banks Becomes White

Tyra as cara dBlack supermodel Tyra Banks recently posted photos of herself transformed into a few white supermodels, which upset a handful of idiots who complained about “whiteface” somehow being as bad as blackface.

This reminds me of the fucking cockamamie argument that it’s okay for us all to say the n-word just because black people do. Funny because I don’t recall anyone voluntarily entering shackles in the 1800s.

It’s also Tyra Banks, the maniacal puppetmaster who told us all to kiss her fat ass as she impersonated a homeless person, an ugly person (or was that the same episode?), and dressed her ANTM girls up in everything from drag to their birthday suits and dangled them out of windows for fun.

The Cara Delevingne impression is actually spot-on. Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford not so much. In a new batch of photos she uses her magic to become black again, mimicking Iman and Grace Jones.

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Kendall Jenner Blank Magazine 1Kendall Jenner would probably get high-fashion modeling jobs without her sisters. (ONTD!)

U.S. citizens are officially too fat to join anything but the buffet rewards program. (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan‘s storage unit items will be for sale if she doesn’t cough up $16,000. (Celebuzz)

Don’t see The Hobbit unless you like watching people play video games. (Kotaku)

Superman/teen Clark Kent seems especially emo in new Man of Tears Steel trailer. (ohmyGAHH!)

Get Tinnitus with this Myspace-presented Vanilla Ice Christmas song. (Grouchy Muffin)

Meggings (Leggings for men) are becoming increasingly popular with ze Hollywood men. (Yahoo!)

Ali Lohan, Woolly Eyebrow Swamp Thing

Everyone’s been talking about Lindsay Lohan‘s 17 year-old sister’s new look. Ali Lohan’s modeling portfolio has opened our eyes to the fears of “growing up.”

Or is it plastic surgery? Or maybe she just started eating more scarcely than Cinderella, and intentionally stopped plucking her eyebrows.

She looks like some sort of terrifying 95-pound waif-mannequin. Someone help her!

And whatever you do, don’t book her for any work! Nobody encourage this possibly UFO-abductee!…

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