Terry Richardson is the Woody Allen of the Fashion Industry, Traumatized Models Confirm

Terry Richardson pervThere is no question that famed photographer Terry Richardson is a pervert. He’d actually be the first one to tell you so and shrug it off, but it’s beyond troubling how many big names (Lady Gaga, Jared Leto, Kate Moss) continue to work with him considering the recent allegations against him.

Confirmation that his form of perverseness translates directly to manipulation and sexual exploitation has appeared in confession form by girls on Reddit and Jezebel.

You can see a direct timeline of it all on Styleite, but the events described by Charlotte Waters summarize the extent of this best. According to Waters – who was 19 at the time – Richardson instructed her to take off all her clothes and proceeded to lick her ass, kiss her aggressively and request that she squeeze his balls until they “pushed back up into his body.”  Continue reading “Terry Richardson is the Woody Allen of the Fashion Industry, Traumatized Models Confirm”

G-Spirits Pour Their Rum, Whiskey And Vodka Over The Teats Of Models

If you like alcohol and ridiculously out-there methods to make products unique, you’ll LOVE G-Spirits, a German liquor company that sells bottles of rum, whiskey and vodka that have been “poured over the breasts” of “special women” (underwear models).

The creators decided that dumping liquid on boobs before bottling, then selling it to refined gentleman James Bond wannabes for 129 euros (roughly $160 American dollars), was a great idea.

Sooo next time your boss is trying to butter you up, he might offer you this, instead of a cigar. Sports agents/boosters of colleges too. “Hey kid, you’ll be playing in the NFL in no time, here’s some shit a naked playmate used as a waterfall.” Mmm tit sweat.  Continue reading “G-Spirits Pour Their Rum, Whiskey And Vodka Over The Teats Of Models”

Vogue Vows To Only Work With ‘Healthy’ Models

Editors of every global edition of Vogue, including American, French and Italian have agreed to hire models who are at least 16 years old and who do not appear anorexic in the new “Health Initiative.”

They pledge to promote realism and to not contribute to the growing, unrealistic body image issues of women. Jonathan Newhouse, chairman of the publishing company behind Vogue says:

Vogue believes that good health is beautiful, Vogue editors around the world want the magazines to reflect their commitment to the health of the models who appear on the pages and the wellbeing of their readers.”  Continue reading “Vogue Vows To Only Work With ‘Healthy’ Models”

Funny Video: Star Wars – Attack Of The MODELS!

Maybe you’ve had enough of Star Wars parodies, but I haven’t. If you don’t like it, go jump into a pool full of venomous water snakes. Actually don’t, I need as many viewers as I can get.

As you can see, I now have advertising on my page and will do anything short of handing out my internal organs and juicy electronics collection to captivate your attention.  Continue reading “Funny Video: Star Wars – Attack Of The MODELS!”

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Winter 2012 [Photos]

Are you a horny man and/or jealous woman? Look no further, I have just the thing for you. A gallery of photos from the gigantic bible of airbrushed swimsuit models, Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit issue is out in all its shiny, international glory.

2012’s magazine features girls named Kirby, Bar and “Cintia Dicker” who are simultaneously getting revenge on all the grade/high school kids who made fun of their lanky bodies and strange names.

These girls visited Australia, Panama, Seychelles (in the Indian Ocean) the Gulf Coast of the United States and Zambia in Southern Africa.

So, if you notice a bunch of lions, elephants, giraffes and zebras chilling in the background, that’s why.  Continue reading “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Winter 2012 [Photos]”

The 2012 Elitist Pirelli (Naked Model) Calendar

You peasants may ask “what is a Pirelli calendar?” And I would reply, oh, only a month-by-month collection of extremely exclusive artistic photos of nude celebrities and models.

I actually do fall into the peasant category because I had no idea what it was either until I read about it on Evil Beet. It has apparently been in circulation since 1964.

“Circulation” is the wrong word, since it is hardly mass produced. Each year a few hundred (300?) are printed and once finished, sit in an armored truck until they are sent out to royalty and a select few fashion VIPs and celebrities. (It’s not sold anywhere, so don’t bother) Click “read more” for NSFW art/porn/erotica/anorexia fetish heaven…

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Real-Life Mario Karts, By West Coast Customs

Too many things to ask for as a Christmas present. First I wanted a white Nicki Minaj barbie, then a Shakira Live In Paris concert DVD, now I know for sure that I actually want a life-sized Mario Kart.

There are actually two, one modeled after Luigi’s bee car and one after Mario’s more traditional kart. Of course I want Mario’s, Luigi was never anyone’s first choice. These working models were built by West Coast Customs, displayed at the LA Auto Show in late November.

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H&M Confirms Usage Of CGI Model Bodies

The clothing store/label H&M has admitted that the models displayed on their website are computer-generated from the neck down. This after a Norwegian blog noticed something strange about the images. A PR rep for the company said,

It’s not a real body, it is completely virtual and made ​​the computer. We take pictures of the clothes on a doll that stands in the shop, and then create the human appearance with a program on your computer…It’s not about ideals or to show off a perfect body, we are doing this to show off the garments. This is done for all garments, not just underwear. It applies to both women’s and men’s clothing.”

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ANTM “All-Star” Cast Revealed

Tyra ran out of ideas for America’s Next Top Model, and who can blame her after 16 seasons/cycles of the show. I was kind of hoping she’d do an ANTM with all male models, or bring back Janice Dickinson as a judge but instead she’s decided to compile a group of previous contestants.

She’s chosen 14 “fan favorites” from past cycles and lumped them together to cough get ratings cough cough I mean, compete…

  • Shannon Stewart, 27 (Cycle 1) 2nd place
  • Camille McDonald, 33 (Cycle 2) 5th place
  • Brittany Brower, 29 (Cycle 4) 4th place
  • Lisa D’Amanto, 30 (Cycle 5) 6th place
  • Bre Scullark, 26 (Cycle 5) 3rd place
  • Bianca Golden, 22 (Cycle 9) 4th place
  • Dominique Reighard, 27 (Cycle 10) 4th place
  • Isis King, 25 (Cycle 11) 10th place
  • Sheena Sakai, 24 (Cycle 11) 6th place
  • Allison Harvard, 23 (Cycle 12) 2nd place
  • Laura Kirkpatrick, 22 (Cycle 13)
  • Angelea Preston, 25 (Cycle 14) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Kayla Ferrel, 20 (Cycle 15) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Alexandria Everett, 22 (Cycle 16) 4th place

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