Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Done, Over, Finita etc.

Robert Pattinson moving outRobert Pattinson stuffed his favorite grease-stained band tees, guitar picks and biscuits into some Glad trash bags and drove his beard and dogs away from Kristen Stewart’s home in Los Feliz.

(The Spanish-to-English translation of Los Feliz is “The Happy.” Ironic huh?)

Nobody knows exactly why these two split up for the second or third or bajillionth time, but everyone likes to guess. If a bird poops in the air enough he’s bound to hit his target (human female hair) eventually, right?

Certain TMZ employees (and maybe other randoms) think they only got back together for publicity and are splitting now because Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out on DVD. That theory is terrible because the movie came out two months ago.

Others aren’t sure if he was actually moving out or just taking some crap to Goodwill…  Continue reading “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Done, Over, Finita etc.”

Miley Rocks Unibrow, Considers Moving Back To Hicksville

Miley Cyrus was photographed leaving the gym in Los Angeles on Wednesday looking fit, but it was hard to focus on her stomach when there was something laughter-inducing about her getup – those sunglasses! You know, the ones giving her a unibrow?

A single eyebrow can be sexy. I think it’s really high-fashion and admirable. The goofier you look, the more I have to give you props. Even if you’re buck-toothed moron who needs to stop smoking pot, because, let’s be honest, the brain cells are minimal.

The day after her uniromp, Miley Tweeted for the millionth time that she was sick of being followed: “Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today.”