Christina Applegate married musician Martyn LeNoble in a ceremony so private that there aren’t even any overhead photos of her dress being blown around by paparazzi helicopter blades.
LeNoble is the bassist for the Perry Farrell-fronted Porno for Pyros (who are said to become active later this year). More recently, he was employed as a composer on Applegate’s show, Up All Night.
He’s also credited with holding her hand during her bout with breast cancer at the beginning of their relationship in 2008. (Now I feel bad for thinking he looks like a cyborg in the sunlight.)
Somewhere, Kate Winslet is raising her hand, hoping for a trade involving Richard Branson’s nephew.