241 Babies Named ‘Khaleesi’ Last Year

dragon baby mobileGame of Thrones is SO popular, you can’t even look through a window without seeing your conservative neighbors licking cherry syrup off each other in Khal Drogo and Daenerys outfits.

It’s the most pirated show of all time, it’s getting its own video game, Stark daughters Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner are reigning queens of social media, and people are naming their damn children after characters on the show.

According to the Social Security Administration, 1135 parents in America named their newborns “Arya” in 2013 and 241 went with “Khaleesi,” after the mother of dragons.

Man, pretty much any baby with that name is going to be a huge disappointment. Oh, Khaleesi said her first words today? Khaleesi used the big girl potty for the first time?? Took her first step? CALL ME WHEN SHE’S TAKING THOSE STEPS INTO A FIRE WITH THREE PETRIFIED DRAGON EGGS!!  Continue reading “241 Babies Named ‘Khaleesi’ Last Year”

Kanye West Punched a Guy Who Called Kim Names

Kim and Kanye making facesKim Kardashian was on her way to an appointment with a chiropractor (an ass-reduction might be in order if these back pains persist) when a crazy 18-year-old shoved through the paparazzi and threw some choice vocabulary her way.

The teen allegedly followed her into the waiting room, called her a “stupid slut” and yelled “n*gger” at Kanye West, who she called on the phone during the commotion.

Black Alec Baldwin stormed into the office to bully the bully who called his wifey a stupid slutty “n*gger-lover,” and is now facing battery charges, according to TMZ.

If anyone is going to be arrested it should be Kim Kardashian for her performance in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. (I’m going to break all my dishes if she doesn’t win the Razzie.)

ANTM “All-Star” Cast Revealed

Tyra ran out of ideas for America’s Next Top Model, and who can blame her after 16 seasons/cycles of the show. I was kind of hoping she’d do an ANTM with all male models, or bring back Janice Dickinson as a judge but instead she’s decided to compile a group of previous contestants.

She’s chosen 14 “fan favorites” from past cycles and lumped them together to cough get ratings cough cough I mean, compete…

  • Shannon Stewart, 27 (Cycle 1) 2nd place
  • Camille McDonald, 33 (Cycle 2) 5th place
  • Brittany Brower, 29 (Cycle 4) 4th place
  • Lisa D’Amanto, 30 (Cycle 5) 6th place
  • Bre Scullark, 26 (Cycle 5) 3rd place
  • Bianca Golden, 22 (Cycle 9) 4th place
  • Dominique Reighard, 27 (Cycle 10) 4th place
  • Isis King, 25 (Cycle 11) 10th place
  • Sheena Sakai, 24 (Cycle 11) 6th place
  • Allison Harvard, 23 (Cycle 12) 2nd place
  • Laura Kirkpatrick, 22 (Cycle 13)
  • Angelea Preston, 25 (Cycle 14) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Kayla Ferrel, 20 (Cycle 15) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Alexandria Everett, 22 (Cycle 16) 4th place

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