Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew

nancy grace pot meme2 Chainz and Nancy won’t-listen-to-reason Grace made headlines when they duked it out over whether or not weed is dangerous, and of course 2 Chainz was the rational one.

In a new debate, Nancy made a fool of herself in front of Dr. Drew. (Though Dr. Drew almost beat her out on that front when he sorta kinda said he was for the legalization of meth.) Anyway, since not a lot of kids or women have gone missing or been shot lately, Nancy’s personal marijuana vendetta has grown into a Pacific Rim-sized monster that no one, not even Nancy herself, can put a stop to.  Continue reading “Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew”

Nancy Grace Points Fart Cloud Finger At Dance Partner

After she (most likely) passed extreme gas on Monday’s Dancing With The Stars episode last week, Nancy Grace has denied the windy allegations, blaming her Irish partner, Tristan MacManus.

She joked on Thursday to reporters by saying, “If you listen really closely to that clip, it has an Irish accent.” Oh yes, that old trick. Blame it on someone else, someone less famous and less annoying.

We all know it was you Nancy. We know you eat nothing but hamburger meat and chicken cutlets sauteed in garlic and that it makes you toot like Thomas The Train.

You’re just a jolly lady who gets off on farting and exposing your breasts to strangers for the hell of it…

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Nancy Grace’s Peepshow

Now I know the abbreviation “DWTS” sounds like porno terminology (an extension of DP?) but I don’t think that’s what they intended when they made the show.

Somehow on Monday’s Dancing With The Stars the least sexy person on the show (besides Chaz Bono) managed to have a mild wardrobe malfunction.

Part of Nancy Grace’s bajingo fell out. Partial areola-disclosure and an abundance of breast lard, was definitely exposed.

(Click HERE for the uncensored pic)…

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Dancing With The “Stars” 2011 Cast

Today the supposed cast of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars was leaked to the public. I don’t watch the show, because the dancing isn’t quite bad enough (or good enough) to hold my attention.

I’d rather just see a bunch of youths doing backflips on America’s Best Dance Crew, because if I watch Dancing With The Stars I will be reminded of age, and nationwide embarrassment.

Light drumroll… the season 13 cast consists of:

Nancy Grace (Ohh I forgot to put HER on my witches slideshow!)
Ricki Lake (Y
ou was hot when? Ricki Lake. ((Nicki Minaj lyrics)
Ron Artest
(Nickname “Metta World Peace”)
Chaz Bono
(Cher’s son, neck-beard included)
David Arquette
(Screaming like Rocky, “Courtneyyy!!” Instead of “Adriann!”)
Kristin Cavalleri
(Her handbag is HUGE)
Rob Kardashian
(Wishes he wasn’t a Kardashian so he could fuck his sisters)
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