‘Game of Thrones’ Fan Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike for Iron Throne Rubdown

Richard MaddenA 25-year-old woman from New Orleans is my new hero for creating a Craigslist ad describing an elaborate fantasy set in the world created by George R.R. Martin in A Game of Thrones.

In the post, filed under Casual Encounters, the Louisiana native describes a scenario where she is Daenerys Targaryen, Queen of Dragons (Emilia Clarke) and her lover is Robb Stark (Richard Madden).

After arriving at King’s Landing and slaying Starks, Lannisters and all those who oppose her, Khaleesi takes pity on the eldest Stark son, throwing him in the dungeon instead of putting his pretty head on a pike.

The woman, proud owner of a replica of the Iron Throne from the show, brings the Robb look-alike out of his cell and makes “wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly” on top of it. From CL:

Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing.  Continue reading “‘Game of Thrones’ Fan Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike for Iron Throne Rubdown”

Video: Depeche Mode – “Heaven”

Counting their latest, the bluesy Delta Machine (out March 26), Depeche Mode has released 13 albums since 1981. Their music videos counter is up to 58.

I’m not sure if “Heaven” is number 58 or 59, but it inspired by The Tree of Life and filmed in New Orleans (which explains all the masks and bones).  Continue reading “Video: Depeche Mode – “Heaven””

Beyonce Is 2013’s Super Bowl XLVII Act

Since when is a picture of Beyonce wearing eyeblack (way too far from her eyes, by the way) with the exact date of the Super Bowl a “hint” that she’s performing there?

After her people posted the super mysterious photo on Tumblr the NFL confirmed that Bey had secured a spot on the historic list of halftime artists like the Black Eyed Peas’ auto-tune, Paul McCartney’s undereye bags and Janet Jackson’s nipple to play the championship game.

Kickoff begins on February 3 in New Orleans. So watch or be square. It’s extremely likely that Jay-Z will pop out for a shortened rendition of “Crazy In Love…” Or “Upgrade U,” or “Deja Vu.