Nick Jonas Shows Off Disney-Owned Nipples and Body Hair

nick jonas shirtlessLike every other average late 20-something American, I can’t tell the Jonas Brothers apart or name a single one of their songs. Kevin and Nick are especially tough because of the hair.

The shirtless one shown here is Nick (the one with diabetes), Kevin is the one with the reality show and Joe is the black swan Valderrama-looking motherfucker who dated a bunch of starlets.

Now that we’ve lost brain cells with the lesson, check out the super contrast-y body of that one guy who was really popular for a few years. Disney is a gateway drug to nudity.

I have yet to meet a Jonas Bro fan, but that’s probably because I have no desire to walk around grade schools with this picture saying “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?” …I’ve been to jail once and I really don’t want to go back unless I get a callback on #OITNB as Tricia’s sister.

Jonas Brothers Reality Coming Soon To E!

I’m sure that news of a Jonas Brothers reality show peaks your interests to the max. I’m not interested in giving my five readers a heart attack, so proceed with caution.

Headlines read “Move Over Kardashians” after word of a Jonas show on the E! Network hit the web. Sources call the Disney princesses prince’s show a “family” effort that is set in New York.

Nick Jonas (the one with diabetes) will probably be followed around as he performs on Broadway in How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. 

Kevin (the elder one who ironically looks the most like a baby with sideburns) will likely be filmed with his wife, Danielle Deleasa.  Continue reading “Jonas Brothers Reality Coming Soon To E!”