Nicole Scherzinger is ‘Too Old’ to Sit Around Waiting for Justin Bieber

Justin bieber gold glovesJustin Bieber is still having a week worthy of plus-sized tampons. First he had the “worst” 19th birthday ever, then he was criticized by fans who were forced to stay up past their bedtime when he came on stage 40 minutes late at a show in London, and now celebrities who weren’t even there are weighing in on his tardiness.

Lifelong One Direction fan Nicole Scherzinger, famous for throwing her cat at washed-up 90’s singers and judging The X-Factor in multiple countries, blasted the Biebs, who cited “technical difficulties” (though some think partying and diva behavior were to blame). Via Digital Spy:

I mean, if it were someone like Whitney Houston I’d be waiting. I’m getting too old to stay up late these days so I don’t have a lot of patience for that kind of thing.  Continue reading “Nicole Scherzinger is ‘Too Old’ to Sit Around Waiting for Justin Bieber”

Lewis Hamilton Buys Private Jet to See More of Nicole Scherzinger

Lewis hamilton nicole scherzingerIf you were a Formula 1 Race Driver who just signed a $94 million contract with Mercedes would you rather a) buy a $47 million private jet to see your girlfriend across the world or b) spend $1 million on whores to dress up like your girlfriend. See this is the difference between true romantic Lewis Hamilton and Charlie Sheen.

The 28-year old race car driver splashed out on a private jet so he could see his former Pussy Cat Doll and shiteous solo artist Nicole Scherzinger. See ladies, all it takes to supremely whip a man is exotic Eurasian- Indian looks and the leadership skills to shoot seven strippers to stardom.

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Nicole Scherzinger Denies Kissing Chris Brown, Admits To Being His ‘Friend’

What is this, third grade? Nicole Scherzinger was photographed talking intimately with Chris Brown at Supperclub in L.A., so intimately that many assumed they were kissing.

And why would good-guy Chris Brown EVER be suspected of cheating on his current girlfriend Karrueche Tran when he’s only known for angelic deeds like beating Rihanna, and getting neck tattoos of beaten Rihanna?

Now, I really don’t think they were kissing, and neither does Nicole because her rep was like:

“There is absolutely no truth to the ridiculous story. The photos that have surfaced are old friends who were trying to talk at a very loud club…I guarantee there will be no photos of them kissing.”

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Nicole Scherzinger Really Likes Banana Tuna Pancakes

You might think that X-Factor judge/singer Nicole Scherzinger eats nothing but blended oats and grass twice daily but in her recent December cover issue interview with Shape magazine, she does reveal a few guilty pleasures.

I was born in Hawaii, so I love dried tuna dipped in soy sauce, kalua pig, banana pancakes with coconut syrup, and chocolate-covered macadamia nuts. My gosh, I could gain 10 pounds just talking about these foods!”

Yeah I lied, she doesn’t put tuna on her pancakes. I just wanted to fabricated a bizarre flaw in a seemingly perfect person. (She does make a wonderful poster girl for these items though)

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