Man Turns Thom Yorke’s Eye Into Sad Pepperoni

Thom Yorke nipple tattoo A bad tattoo of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke submitted on Reddit inspired comments like “I’m a creep, I’m a nipple” and “Thom Yorke has been a bit of a tit for years.”

User streeter5000 posted the photo, which I assume is of his own chest, eight days ago, sparking the attention of websites like Fuse and Stereogum.

In the comedy world, those who are truly dedicated are willing to make all kinds of batsh*t sacrifices. Such as ruining both their bodies and a perfectly acceptable drawing.

Like the famous cat butthole/bellybutton tattoo and almost everything on Steve O’s body, this serves its basic purpose.

 

 

Sears Forgets To Photoshop Nipple Off Exotic Apparel Model (NSFW)

Sears were accused of smut peddling after an image of a woman in a purple mesh slip revealed a little more than you’d expect from a company famous for appliance sales.

I’ve put a blurry square over the woman to avoid the unlikely possibility of threatening letters from WordPress, but you can view the original photo HERE to see what the fuss is about.

The American Family Association has taken the matter into their own prudish hands.

“Sears knows they are selling smut. Technology allows Sears to remove and stop selling these posters within minutes, so why won’t they?” says AFA president Tim Wildmon.

Don’t Look At This If Nipples Offend You

There are over four thousand species of mammals in the world and they all have one thing in common: nipples.

Lady Gaga is no exception, and she wants to make it known with this Christian Grey-approved ensemble that she wore out in Beverly Hills to dinner on Tuesday night.

You know you’re talking about a really unashamed person when you can’t remember how many times you’ve seen their areolas.

If this is your first time and you don’t believe that she’s shown them off before, here you go. Japanese Vogue, motherfucker.

Can you imagine being friends with her? Like, trying to tell her to tone it down…  Continue reading “Don’t Look At This If Nipples Offend You”

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”

Oscar Peep Show: J-Lo’s Nip And DEAR GOD ANGELINA, PUT YOUR LEG AWAY!

My vision isn’t all that good to begin with, making barely discernible things even harder to spot. Usually I’m the only one inappropriately yelling about nip slips (surrounded by family) during awards shows or televised concerts.

After Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony I realized it wasn’t just me who thought they saw J-Lo’s side areola while onstage with Cameron Diaz.

No matter how I peer at it through my old man magnifying glass I just can’t tell if there’s anything there or not. From far away there does seem to be a larger shadow on the right side?  Continue reading “Oscar Peep Show: J-Lo’s Nip And DEAR GOD ANGELINA, PUT YOUR LEG AWAY!”