Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s Samantha Jones

Miley Cyrus showed up at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday night in a white blazer and no pants or shirt underneath.

It was very Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall’s leg-spreading PR maven, on Sex And The City) circa 1999.

Post-sex with a businessman, pre ready-to-venture-outside.

Miley Ray Billy Jr. is actually nominated for “Iconic Fashion Star” at the upcoming Teen Choice Awards…

But, iconic for what? That would insinuate that she is the epitome of fashion, and while everyone wears clothes, we are not all fit for that title. Samantha and I give this outfit a 69, out of 3000.

Mickey Rourke Is Too Manly (Or Confused) For Pants

Mickey Rourke has got to be the biggest enigma in Hollywood. He really couldn’t give two shits about what anybody thinks about him. I admire that in a person, but it can also be scary and unpredictable. In this case it’s just cute and surreal.

So, he came out of an L.A. restaurant during the day wearing a shirt a hat a jacket and shoes but was sans pants. However, his white and surprisingly stylish non-tighty whitey underwear was visible.

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