Macklemore Didn’t Mean to Disguise Himself as a Big-Nosed Jew

Macklemore jewish costumeBlond-haired, green-eyed shiksa Macklemore is attempting to explain why and how he ended up becoming a racial stereotype at one of his concerts.

The Seattle-native bought “a bunch of fake mustaches and beards” and a “big witch nose” so he could walk undetected through the audience, apparently unaware of what he looked like, saying the costume was “random” and “not my idea of a stereotype of anybody.”

Seth Rogen hilariously Tweeted “First you trick people into thinking you’re a rapper, now you trick them into thinking you’re Jewish?” Adding that his wig, nose and beard were the “exact shopping list” of an anti-Semitic Jew costume.

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Lisa Kudrow Had Plastic Surgery at Age 16

Lisa kudrow nose job before and afterOne of my favorite comic actresses, Lisa Kudrow, got a nose job when she was in high school, calling it a “good, good change” because of how uncomfortable she felt prior.

“That was life altering. I went from, in my mind, hideous, to not hideous,” Kudrow told The Saturday Evening Post. “I did it the summer before going to a new high school. So there were plenty of people who wouldn’t know how hideous I looked before.”

I’ve always loved and respected Lisa Kudrow, and this news doesn’t change that one bit.  Continue reading “Lisa Kudrow Had Plastic Surgery at Age 16”

Chinese Man Grows Nose on Forehead

nose head guy Ermagerd, a doctor in China surgically grew a new nose on the forehead of a 22-year-old man whose original nose became infected after a car accident. The procedure took place in the Southeastern Fujian province, and is said to be the first of its kind.

So what did you do today? Oh, that’s nice, but while you were grocery shopping or twerking on dwarves to “Thrift Shop,” OTHERS were growing noses on their foreheads, you know, being medical marvels.

I’d like to note that one American doctor who commented on the surgery said the cartilage is currently in its most sensitive state and may fall apart at any moment.  Continue reading “Chinese Man Grows Nose on Forehead”

Bruce Jenner Suffering From Skin Cancer ‘For Several Years’

Bruce Jenner nose cancerThe lone elder pole vaulting penis of the Kardashian Kamp was not punched in the face by Kris Jenner for failing to put his toy helicopters away after all…

After being photographed out and about with a bandaged face, Bruce Jenner confirms to E! News that he has undergone surgery to remove cancerous tissue from his nose, thus urging us all to protect our non-Armenian skin with handfuls of sunscreen and to steal wide-rimmed golf hats from that special old man in your life. (Be it a sugar daddy, grandfather, or clueless neighbor.)

“I was diagnosed with…Basal cell carcinoma and have undergone Mohs surgery to remove it,” 63-year-old Jenner tells the site. “I have been struggling with this for several years and appreciate all of the support and prayers while I continue to fight the battle against skin cancer.”  Continue reading “Bruce Jenner Suffering From Skin Cancer ‘For Several Years’”

Deena Cortese Changed Her Face/Body

Deena Cortese, one half of “team meatball” and replacement to Angelina in season three of Jersey Shore looks very different lately.

She showed up at MTV’s Spring Break party and immediately sparked plastic surgery rumors.

Cortese had veneers put on her teeth and told Twitter followers that she changed her diet, thinned her eyebrows and improved her makeup skills.

“Just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery yes in the past i have had a nose job and i am not against plastic surgery at all…I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do, I’ll let u know.”

“I thinned my eyebrows and lost weight thanks to the @freshdiet and learned how to do my makeup. Lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones. The end.”

Nicki Minaj Prefers Lippy Paupers To Cocky Princes

In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine Nick Minaj let the world know that men who try to blow her mind and say they’re the best at this moment in life with their super blazin’ wallets make her dungeon dragon sad.

Enough snarling Minajian song references, this is serious business. Nicki says:

“I may be smiling in their face, but my antenna is up…When they’re trying to show off their cash or their watch, it’s an immediate turn-off.”

Then she put her pink shoe in her mouth a little bit by spouting a little too much confidence, kind of like those same guys who flaunt their benjamins to her:

“I’m around millionaires and athletes every day who think, ‘All I need to do is get in a room with Nicki Minaj’ and they’re gonna leave with my number…You can’t run game on a rapper. I’m always 10 steps ahead of you.”

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