A Man With Two Penises Has Existed For 24 Years And We’re Only Just Now Hearing About It

double dick dude twitter2014 is already a wondrous year for one reason and three words: Double Dick Dude.

This is the Reddit username of a 24-year-old caucasian man with a rare condition called Diphallia, also known as “penile duplication” also known as “HE HAS TWO WORKING, FULL-SIZED PENISES!”

Double Dick Dude recently revealed tons of personal details about his sex life in an Ask Me Anything session, but surprisingly few unrelated to his genital region besides his age and American citizenship were brought to light.

When asked what the downsides were, he wrote that the girl he lost his virginity in high school “told everyone” and that he generally avoids public restrooms. (His prostate also becomes enlarged if he doesn’t ejaculate at least every two days.)  Continue reading “A Man With Two Penises Has Existed For 24 Years And We’re Only Just Now Hearing About It”

Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” Banned From YouTube for Boobies

Tunnel Vision still Justin Timberlake
The video for J-Timbo’s “Tunnel Vision” has been temporarily banned from YouTube because of all the topless women snake dancing through the frame as Justin sings about Jessica Biel’s cave of wonders.

Fortunately or unfortunately the video will likely be back on YouTube with an age-restricted required sign-in just like Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and David Bowie’s “The Next Day.”

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The Best Stills From ‘Piranha 3DD’ (NSFW)

Despite receiving horrendous reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and making $182,237 in its first weekend in North America and being beat by Salmon Fishing In The Yemen in the UK, Piranha 3DD is pretty entertaining.

I don’t see how fans of Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D could hate its sequel.

It has twice the nudity, Ving Rhames with shotguns for legs, David Hasselhoff reprising his role as a lifeguard, Christopher Lloyd using YouTube, and flesh-eating fish in manmade drainage pipes.

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Evan Rachel Wood For Flaunt Magazine

Evan Rachel Wood, who got her break in the independent drama/parental horror movie Thirteen with Nikki Reed, covers the 13th anniversary of Flaunt Magazine baring skin from both the front and back, and I don’t mean pages.

Matthew Bedard follows Wood as she visits a psychic, Madame Paulina, who tells her with little insight that she and her partner (Jamie Bell) must “discover balance and not be overwhelmed by each other’s successes.” It’s Rachel’s remarks, and not the sideshow witch’s that are truly intelligent.

“I don’t want to be ruled by fear, I think fear and guilt are man’s greatest enemy. One thing I do get a lot is people telling me I’m fearless, and I hope so, because I never want anything to keep me from doing what I feel is right.”

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‘Accidental’ Tori Spelling Knockers Via Twitter (NSFW)

NORMALLY “accidental” Tweets of everything from impulsive anger to nudity to Ashton Kutcher opposing Penn State’s firing of Joe Paterno are welcomed but in this case, not so much.

Dean McDermott (no relation to Dylan McDermott) Tweeted a photo of his wife’s cans in a seemingly harmless series of pictures with/for their son Liam. The photos before this one were called “dough head” and “pot head,” starring a lonely and silly Dean, all cross-eyed and autistic. The third photo, “pin head,” is a close-up of Liam’s circular face.

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Skydiving Sex Is Illegal Now??

The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) has officially banned mid-air skydiving sex after an incident in Kersfield, CA possibly caused a small plane to crash land. (The pilot and his three passengers were safe)

Part-time skydiving instructor and porn star, Alex Torres, was fired from Skydive Taft after having sex with the receptionist, Hope Howell (ho-well?) in a separate plane, and also in the air! (NSFW pics ahead)…

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Nancy Grace’s Peepshow

Now I know the abbreviation “DWTS” sounds like porno terminology (an extension of DP?) but I don’t think that’s what they intended when they made the show.

Somehow on Monday’s Dancing With The Stars the least sexy person on the show (besides Chaz Bono) managed to have a mild wardrobe malfunction.

Part of Nancy Grace’s bajingo fell out. Partial areola-disclosure and an abundance of breast lard, was definitely exposed.

(Click HERE for the uncensored pic)…

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Other R.E.M News – Michael Stipe’s Thingy (NSFW)

This news comes to me after the announcement of R.E.M’s breakup. But this is completely unrelated news, oddly.

I guess at the end of July Michael Stipe intentionally posted a picture of his 51 year-old “Man On The Moon,” so to speak.

The “picture” actually came in the form of a quick-flash video of Stipe’s everyday routine and home via Tumblr, titled “Confessions Of A Michael Stipe.”

For some reason he felt the need to include his naked hippie-shaft, in the vid. Please DON’T CLICK CONTINUE unless you’ve truly contemplated what you’re about to see…

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Blake Lively Nudes (In Case You Missed Them)

As you know, Scarlett Johansson‘s nude cell phone pics were recently released, and she’s now on a pointless quest to have them ALL removed from the internet, with a little help from the FBI.

We still all saw her naked, so I’m not sure how taking them off of a few high-profile websites will reduce their notoriety.

In light of that, I wanted to remind you all that Blake Lively ALSO had nudes stolen from her phone by a mischievious hacker that traipsed onto the web in March.

They are actually very similar to Scarlett’s. Same poofy crumpet nipples, and 3D-television booty. Click “continue” to view the Gossip Girl/The Town star’s NSFW/uncensored pictures…

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

Click “continue reading” to view the uncensored pics…

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Video: Marilyn Manson – “Born Villain”

It’s no shock that Marilyn Manson’s new NSFW video “Born Villain,” gave me the creeps within the first 10 seconds for its eerie silent haircutting scene. The song is an upcoming single from Manson’s untitled eighth studio album, due this year or the beginning of next.

It’s also no surprise that this video is age-restricted on YouTube. Which just means you can still be 12 and watch it, you just need an account.

It’s less surprising that Shia LaBeouf directed this video, in all its whispering, skin-piercing, head-shaving, full-frontal glory.

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Best New Artist VMA Nominee Kreayshawn, Naked

The eccentric skater/rapper girl who sings “Gucci Gucci” and is a little reminiscent of M.I.A. mixed with Northern State and Ke$ha has naked pictures!

They were leaked onto the internet very recently.

I must say, she has more piercings than a kabob.

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Creepy Lady Gaga Snuff Pictures (NSFW)

I mentioned previously in my Lady Gaga Is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single) article that matron monster had been in Japanese Vogue in 2009 where she debuted her male Pacino alter Jo Calderone…

Well now some very interesting outtakes from the photo shoot are being released.

And when you look at them, don’t worry, I also felt like I was being shown police evidence photos that once fell out of a sex offender’s “secret” album…

Ever hear that song, “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage?” Well, this is more “Legal Lady G In A Hogtie.”

So, yes, no more delaying, here are some graphic pictures of Lady Gaga, there’s a shot of her balls, or proof of ball absence I guess, and also some Bisquick boobs…

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Naked True Blood Recap (NSFW)

Today’s episode of True Blood, like many others, had its fair share of nudity, perhaps the most from Anna Paquin that we’ve ever seen. Eric and Sookie drink eachother’s blood and go on one of those V-trips that we’ve become familiar with after season 1, where Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Amy (Lizzie Caplan) laid around topless, devouring vials of V as if they were In-N-Out cheeseburgers.

NOW Sookie (Paquin) and newly reformed vampire Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) are living together, and swapping blood. What would the Department of Health And Human Services have to say about that? This show needs all sorts of disclaimers for people who are prone to become out of touch with reality.

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