Octomom’s Tentacles Are Grasping Welfare Cards

Nadya Suleman aka Octomom, famous for being the second woman in America to give birth to octuplets, is collecting welfare.

In 2010 the mother of 14 inkblots total vowed that she would never be “a self-fulfilling prophecy,” taking direct deposits from the government.

This news comes after an unusual amount of fame-whoring from Suleman, like her nudity in Closer Magazine and job with Dial-A-Star, where you can talk to her for $14.00 a minute at 1-888-695-4543. (A dollar per child)

She reportedly earns $2,000 a month from the state of California and had to make less than $119,000 a year to qualify.

At one point all of her children were attending private school and “sources” had hinted that she was terrible at budgeting her income so this news is hardly surprising.

Another Raunchy Puppet Movie, ‘The Happytime Murders’

I’m sure nothing can beat the horny marionettes of Team America: World Police BUT there may be something in 2013. An empty hole you unsuccessfully tried to fill with The Muppets reboot starring Jason Segel, who is not making a sequel, opting for “human-related projects.”

The Jim Henson Company (The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Witches) currently has four movies in development one of which is a “puppet-noir” movie called The Happytime Murders about a world where puppets co-exist with people as second class citizens.  Continue reading “Another Raunchy Puppet Movie, ‘The Happytime Murders’”

Octopus And Seaweed Gown, Fashion Or Garbage?

I wasn’t a fan of Lady Gaga’s meat dress and I’m not a fan of this octo-weed smock either, it’s almost as if this lady wants people to think she washes her crotch with runoff water from Pike Place Market.

Yes, it’s true, this is an actual outfit, technically. It’s attention-seeking and impractical but was featured in a new exhibit in Berlin, created by a chef named Roland Trettl.

Wait, a chef made this? So it’s MEANT to be eaten. I wonder if they’ll eat the model too? I hear bones are useful in cooking because they highlight flavor and add texture. Mmmmmm.

Other cookable worn-delights included quail-egg necklaces, a salmon tank top, squid scarf, chocolate dress and a fish-skin mask.

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