Salma Hayek stayed cool as 66-year-old Savages director Oliver Stone touched her boobs on the red carpet outside of the Mandarin Oriental hotel in London.
Everyone else, on the other slightly less pervy hand, was completely disturbed by his non-subtle grab for her Mexican sugar skulls.
He’s been married for 15 years to Sun-jung Jung, and Salma’s been tied down since 2009 to a 50-year-old billionaire François-Henri Pinault.
I don’t care how small your wife’s bra is, Oliver. You’re no Woody Allen (he at least refrained from actually touching Scarlett Johansson’s bazoombas). Eighty percent of your movies suck!