Oliver Stone Touched Salma Hayek Inappropriately

Salma Hayek stayed cool as 66-year-old Savages director Oliver Stone touched her boobs on the red carpet outside of the Mandarin Oriental hotel in London.

Everyone else, on the other slightly less pervy hand, was completely disturbed by his non-subtle grab for her Mexican sugar skulls.

He’s been married for 15 years to Sun-jung Jung, and Salma’s been tied down since 2009 to a 50-year-old billionaire François-Henri Pinault.

I don’t care how small your wife’s bra is, Oliver. You’re no Woody Allen (he at least refrained from actually touching Scarlett Johansson’s bazoombas). Eighty percent of your movies suck!

Taylor Kitsch’s Career Still Rolling After ‘John Carter’

You may have thought Taylor Kitsch‘s career was over after his first big break, Disney’s sci-fi adventure John Carterwent horribly wrong and the studio lost an estimated $200 million dollars.

But, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is Kitsch of box-office bummer notoriety in not one but TWO other upcoming blockbusters, Battleship and Savages.

At first, without the shoulder-length chicken grease hair, I confused him for Paul Walker. Then I wondered why Paul Walker was in Oliver Stone’s Savages with John Travolta, Blake Lively and Salma Hayek… Continue reading “Taylor Kitsch’s Career Still Rolling After ‘John Carter’”