Olivia Munn Doesn’t Need Telekinetic Powers To Make Nerds Fap

olivia munn x men outfitIt’s hard not to be a pervert while looking at Olivia Munn in general, especially if you’re a nerd who enjoys nerd things like ‘Attack of the Show’ (rest in peace) and new X-Men movies.

I haven’t actually seen her for awhile, but I’ve also been cheating on The Twist with other websites for the past two years, covering topics I often couldn’t care less about for moolah. Plenty of love for Rant Chic, but I’m never writing about tampons or Kylie Jenner or Kylie Jenner’s tampons again in my life.

Anyway, Olivia is sexy to everyone but Packers fans, who believe she’s a demon siren sent from the worst circle of hell to make them lose five games this season. (But she’s terrible at her job because they’re still #1 in the NFC North.)  Continue reading “Olivia Munn Doesn’t Need Telekinetic Powers To Make Nerds Fap”

G4’s Tech/Gaming Programs ‘Attack of the Show’ and ‘X-Play’ Cancelled

Sad news for gamers and tech junkies. NBC affiliate G4 have officially cancelled Attack of the Show and X-Play. 

Fans of both shows were shaken up earlier this year when their two most familiar faces, Adam Sessler and Kevin Pereira, quit the network.

In September it was reported that NBCU was looking to turn the channel into a “TV version of GQ” aimed at the “modern male.” Funny because I thought AOTS and X-Play‘s were already targeted at modern males aka real people.

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Olivia Munn Pokes [More] Fun At Nudey Scandal

Olivia Munn may be overconfident and overexposed and possibly a liar (her book was partially fabricated) but she has a sense of humor that is perhaps underappreciated.

At the SXSW screening of The Babymakers co-starring Aisha Tyler and Munn (about a husband who attempts to rob a sperm bank after realizing he’s infertile) she had director Jay Chandrasekha read a letter to audience members.

The bottom half of the letter (which she later posted online with the featured picture) is another jab at anyone who may have believed those naked photos were real.

“I pray this letter finds you well and God keeps you safe. Oh, and one last thing – Some of those pictures weren’t even me. I mean, you can’t even see my penis… and it’s pretty big for an Asian. Sheesh.”  Continue reading “Olivia Munn Pokes [More] Fun At Nudey Scandal”

Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn And The Case Of The Naked Phone Drama

Trying to match chest snapshots to the faces of famous actresses is clearly a case for Nancy Drew and I think Nancy would say, those pictures of Christina Hendricks are probably real.

On Sunday Olivia Munn and Hendricks both suffered nude photo leaks, all at the hands of a merciless hacker. The problem is, both sets contain a few pictures of JUST BOOBS and no face which is very problematic for plagiarism sticklers. The headless ones of Munn are almost certainly fake but ginger jones is another story.

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Dear Olivia Munn, You’re Not A Nerd Anymore

Olivia Munn is an interesting person in show business right now. “Interesting” because it’s hard to know whether to hate or love her. The freckled, charismatic former co-host of Attack Of The Show who went on to write a NY Times Bestseller  and star in her own (now cancelled) TV show.

She’s generally considered beautiful yet loves Star Wars and Trek, attends Comic-Con, and enjoys comic books and video games. Just, let’s get one thing straight, when you become famous and grace the covers of men’s magazines, you are no longer a “nerd.” Definition:

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Brett Ratner Lubes Up With Shrimp Juice (Or Not)

Actress/Television host Olivia Munn claimed in her new book. Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, that she slept with a big-name Hollywood director who was a disappointment in every way.

Munn referenced him as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”

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