Justin Bieber Is A Multimillionaire High School Graduate

You know how online courses seem to help regular people (and Shannen Doherty) who are paid by online schools like Phoenix, Everest, and Concordia to talk about how happy they are rubbing sweaty old people or extracting rotten teeth for wads of five dollar bills?

Well, Justin Bieber is one of the few lucky enough to get his degree online and not have to do those things.

I’m proud of him because he really didn’t have to graduate from high school. Girls and women of today respect a gym membership more than a piece of paper signifying 30 credits.

He earned a spot on the program last Thursday at St. Michael Catholic Secondary School in Ontario but was too busy singing about fondue and scheming baby mamas to attend the commencement ceremony.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Is A Multimillionaire High School Graduate”

Russell Brand Rejected By Canada, Postpones Show

Comedian/actor Russell Brand was denied entry to Canada by customs officials in Orillia, Ontario where he was trying to perform his stand-up routine at Casino Rama.

Mr. Katy Perry/blackbeard firework relayed via Twitter on Saturday night that he was unable to enter the country and that the show had been cancelled.

Brand was also rejected by customs in Japan in May of this year, and to the U.S. back in 2008 – due to his prior criminal record.

On being being denied access to America several years ago he told David Letterman, “I was turned out of this country, like a common criminal…” 

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Banana Thrown At NHL Player During Flyers-Red Wings Game

In an exhibition game on Thursday, September 22nd at Labatt Centre in London, Ontario, Wayne Simmonds experienced a starting jolt of racism in the form of a banana tossed his way by a member of the audience. Presumably a racist gesture.

He was in the process of preparing for a shootout, so the incident was particularly noticeable. The Philadelphia Right Wing stated to the Associated Press afterwards:

“I caught it from the side of my eye. It was a banana. Hopefully, that wasn’t directed towards me being black, because if it was, that’s just somebody being ignorant…You learn to deal with it.”

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Canadian Britney Spears Concert DVD, Coming Your Way

The resurged princess of pop, flip flops, jean shorts and sausages has a Femme Fatale concert DVD coming out!

The weird thing is, it’s being filmed in Canada in Toronto, Ontario and released through EpixHD, a relatively unheard of company.

Epix is, from what I can tell, a copycat Netflix company who partner with Lionsgate, MGM and Paramount to stream instant movies from their website or on your TV with certain devices and a membership.

Britney tweeted on August 12th:

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