Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus All Got Naked This Week

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Partially naked Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus are like the three Fun Dip flavors, except fewer people want to lick the stick for fear of hepatitis (from at least two of them, right?).

Here’s how this happened… Pro white mamba charmer Pamela Anderson posed for Brazilian Vogue, actually looking better at 45 than monokini Miley on the new cover of her “We Can’t Stop” single...
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Then Michael Keaton, the only acceptable Batman, jumped around Times Square in his undies while filming Birdman, co-starring Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis, Naomi Watts and Edward Norton.

I know your freaky ass is marrying Beetlejuice. But who do you f*ck and who do you kill?  Continue reading “Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus All Got Naked This Week”

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Pamela Anderson beehiveBlonde Snooki Winehouse Pamela Anderson arrives in Amsterdam for Dancing on Ice. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Simpson is having a boy baby, will probably name him Trojan. (Evil Beet)

Born This Way Inaugural Ball coming to the White House via Lady Gaga. (Yahoo!)

Jamie Foxx says Django-hater Spike Lee has “run his course.” (ONTD!)

Famous British record store HMV may not be going out of business after all. (NME)

Anderson Cooper dated women when he was younger (to meet their brothers). (ohmyGAHH!)

Indie flick Kill Your Darlings has multiple drugged-up Daniel Radcliffe sex scenes. (Huffington Post)