Anderson Cooper is Not the Pussy Willow Prince

Anderson Cooper What What Happens Live Anderson Cooper has a message for the unforgiving citizens of Buffalo, New York: he’s simply too busy to attend the annual Dyngus Day parade.

Cooper was offered the title of “Pussy Willow Prince,” due to the celebration’s use of the swamp-loving plants of the same embarrassing name, but had to decline due to scheduling conflicts.

“I wanted to go, I would have been happy to go. I never promised I could go. I said I would pencil it in, and if my schedule allowed it I would go. I’m working that day. I’ve got three jobs, I can’t go to a parade,” Cooper told Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

When fellow guest/Bridesmaids star Wendi Mclendon asked what the hell Dyngus Day was, Cooper gave the following hilarious description:  Continue reading “Anderson Cooper is Not the Pussy Willow Prince”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-23-12]

Spider-Man eats Uncle Sam’s ass for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (ohmyGAHH!)

A long time ago, Mayans erected a statue honoring Lil’ Wayne. (TMZ)

Hector ‘Macho’ Camacho may be removed from life support on Saturday. (L.A. Times)

PETA talked Courtney Stodden into hiding her body. (Evil Beet)

Ke$ha doesn’t just have a necklace and earrings made of human teeth… (Allie is Wired)

Phresh off the 777 tour, Rihanna spends turkey day clubbing with Chris Brown. (E! Online)

Black Friday shoppers at Wal-Mart nearly kill each other for phones, towels, and games. (Gawker)

Dear Brad Pitt: Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!

Oh lord, he just needs to stop talking. Hoof in mouth alert, times two. Brad Pitt is STILL talking about the comments he made about Jennifer Aniston to Parade Magazine.

This is actually the third time he’s talked about this, if you count the original quote about how he “wasn’t living an interesting life” during his marriage to Jennifer Aniston…

He’s spending all this unwarranted energy on backtracking a comment that was clearly disparaging…

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Brad Pitt Is A Whiny Douche

In an interview with Parade magazine Brad Pitt said some unnecessary comments about his ex-wife, America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston.

He also recently complained about starring in 1994’s Interview With The Vampire, to EW

To Parade, on his marriage to Aniston from 2000 to 2005:

“I spent the 90’s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony, I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself…”

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What Is Wrong With Cops These Days?

During the West Indian-American Carnival and Parade several members of the NYPD were filmed dry-hump dancing with some of the barely-dressed festival participant women.

However Commissioner Ray Kelly would rather not ‘make too much of it.’

He told reporters at a press conference after the incident occurred over Labor Day Weekend,

“I don’t want to make too much of it. You know, these young women approached the officers. They didn’t go out of their way to be approached like this.” 

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Rihanna Gets BarbadoClownTastic For Kadooment Day

 Monday was a fun day for my favorite black Wendy’s mascot Rihanna. The pop singer took a day off from her Loud tour to relax in her native Barbados for Kadooment Day for their annual “Crop Over” festival, which is pretty self-explanatory and amazing in itself.

Crop Over. MAN DOWN. Rum pum pum pum MAN DOWN, CROP OVER. Eh eh eh (It’s that simple)

And also…

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