Trailer: Game of Thrones Season 5

All your favorite, scattered medieval peeps are returning in April and instead of finding each other they’re going to die get even more spread out! (See Varys and bearded Tyrion drifting towards the Khaleesi, Arya all by her lonesome in Bravos.)
  
Various websites keep telling me that season 5 may kill me be a “tough watch” for attached fans and Sansa is going to go through an “intense trauma,” so not only are more Starks going to die, but prepare to get bombarded with new characters like Oberyn’s daughters and brother, the High Sparrow and more!  Continue reading “Trailer: Game of Thrones Season 5”

Chris Pratt Gives Up Beer, Instantly Looks Adonis-y

Chris Pratt shirtless instagram Chris Pratt’s Parks and Rec’s co-stars are giving him a hard time about the hard body he acquired to play Peter Quill/Star-Lord in Marvel’s new superhero franchise, Guardians of the Galaxy.

After Pratt, who plays the adorably goofy shoe-shining lowlife Andy Dwyer on the hit NBC comedy wrote “Six months no beer” on Instagram along with the photo, Rob Lowe replied “You CANNOT return to Pawnee like that!”

Jim O’Heir (Jerry) chimed in with “Damn. Now they’ll never be able to tell us apart. #twins”

The best by far was from Retta (Donna) who totally wants him to guard her galaxy. “STOP IT!!!!!!! Look at YOOOOUUU papi. #NotMadAtIt.”

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