Lindsay Lohan Orchestrated Beating of Paris Hilton’s Brother?

Barron Hilton beat upIn too-good-to-be-true news of the weekend, Paris Hilton’s bro claims he was beaten up at a party in Miami after Lindsay Lohan overheard him talking sh*t about her.

Lohan allegedly egged a man – now ID’ed as New Yorker Ray Lemoine – on to attack Barron Hilton. TMZ’s sources say both Lemoine and Lohan were mysteriously not home when police came to question them.

Reps for both parties deny the accusations, with Lemoine’s specifying that Barron started the fight in the first place.

Paris reportedly Instagrammed the now-deleted words “They both will pay for what they did. No one f*cks with my family and gets away with it!!”

 

Tiger Woods Acts a Fool, Turns Into Cross-Eyed Mongoloid With a Wine Cooler Addiction

Tiger Woods drunk faceProfessional ball-slapper Tiger Woods showed the world his drunk face during a Met Gala after-party at the Standard Hotel in New York.

Girlfriend/pro slope hitter Lindsey Vonn looked both amused and embarrassed as she led his wobbly baby deer legs and bouncing pinball eyes through the crowds of press and fellow celebs.

The succession of photos tell a story. First, he realizes he’s lost control of the muscles in his face and body and his last drunken resort is to not change his expression. Eyes and mouth open. Show some teeth. Maybe they won’t notice…

Then he gives up. Everyone knows he’s wasted. The bloodshot eyes and wax figure pose did more than hint at that. They’re onto me. JESUS Lindsey, get me home before Elin sees. 

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Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos

Justin Bieber alleged drugJustin Bieber partied it up in a Newport Beach hotel sans Selena January 2, talking about fast food while holding a joint disguised as a cigarette.

TMZ has photos and details about the guest list – which included a random female “friend” who slept over, and rapper Lil’ Twist (who we now know was driving Bieber’s Ferrari when paparazzo Chris Guerra was struck by oncoming traffic).

Justin took to Twitter hours after the images went viral, writing “Everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up,” which is very similar to every other message the Biebs delivers when he’s involved in a scandal. Continue reading “Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos”

Miley Cyrus Got What She Wanted For Her Birthday

Miley Cyrus stripper buttLike all Disney-related acts before her, Kiyomi from The Real L Word Miley Cyrus has made the transition from butterfly-loving cutie patootie to crunk, stripper-fondling, underfed member of ICP.

“If I don’t get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore,” Cyrus wrote before her 20th birthday party last month.

You know it was a good get-together when random, Vegas-y photos are still surfacing (TMZ dug this one up yesterday).

To recap, Miley Cyrus still has friends and Liam Hemsworth has officially seen less naked girls than his wife has (see her performance at “Christmas Creampies”).  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Got What She Wanted For Her Birthday”

Kayte and Kelsey Grammer Party at the Playboy Mansion With a Sleeping Infant

Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Grammer (formerly Walsh) brought their three-month old daughter Faith to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween party on Saturday, October 27, 2012. 

Party goer/playmate Melissa May tweeted“Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the mansion party!?!?!? Smh.”

Now that the news has caught on to various websites and television programs like Chelsea Lately and The Talk, Grammer has an explanation for bringing a baby to the party.

“Kayte is breast-feeding and we do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us,” the Cheers/Frasier star told TMZContinue reading “Kayte and Kelsey Grammer Party at the Playboy Mansion With a Sleeping Infant”

The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]

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There was a flood this past weekend. No, I’m not talking about the tsunami warnings in British Columbia or Hurricane Sandy.

I’m referring to the less imminent threat of celebrities flooding Twitter, Instagram and Facebook and entertainment websites with their Halloween costume party fun times.  Continue reading “The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]”

Kanye West Caught A Mermaid

Kim Kardashian and hubby Kanye West hosted the Midori Halloween party in New York on Saturday.

You might all remember that Kim went to that same party as Poison Ivy last year…

Well this year she’s a blonde mermaid and Kanye’s her “captain,” as she specified on Instagram.

You can either go with the mermaid/sailor mythology where the mermaids are sirens who lure ships onto rocks OR the one where the seafarers toss nets over their naked bodies and throw them into cages.

These two seem pretty into roleplaying, and by that I mean constantly pretending to listen to each other.

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Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-4-12]

Michael Phelps’ Vegas retirement party looks like fun and/or mayhem. (Celebuzz)

The second Hobbit film is called “The Desolation of Smaug.” (G4)

Hank Williams Jr.’s calls Obama out for hating “cowgirls” in latest rant. (TruthDig)

Learn to use condoms while you’re waiting for your plane to take off. (Gawker)

Nude landform in England is world’s largest. (Yahoo!)

Vote for Betty White to open at Democratic National Convention! (EW)

Stevie Wonder didn’t mean those things he said about Frank Ocean. (Idolator)

Arrested Development creator hints at new Freaks And Geeks seasons. (UPROXX)

Christina Aguilera loves showing her cleavage and having a big ass. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Video: Beyonce – “Party” Feat. J. Cole (Plus Stills!)

Unrequited workaholic Beyonce (yes this is my second Beyonce related thing, suck it, it’s a slow day) just finished filming her SIXTH music video off her latest album, 4.

No word on whether she will make a video for every single completely-not-as-good-as-Rihanna song from the album. Let’s play i-spy, music video edition. I spy…

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A Bunch Of Kim Kardashian Wedding Pics (Sigh)

Bajillions of pictures from Kim Kardashian’s wedding in Montecito, California, to Kris Humphries were released virally yesterday.

They’re all photos from the wedding and following party, featuring their huge Armenian booty family.

Plus notable guests like Vera Wang, Lindsay Lohan, Ali Lohan, Ryan Seacrest, Eva Longoria, Avril Lavigne, and Mario Lopez were there.

What can I say about these two that I haven’t already? Just looking at them freezes my brain…

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Outkast’s Big Boi Arrested On Crazy Drug Charges

One part of Outkast was arrested today in Miami and charged with one count of paraphernalia possession and three counts of controlled substance possession. 36 year old Antwan Patton aka Big Boi was booked at about 1:30 pm  on a $16,000 bond, according to the Florida authorities.

The real juice here is the drugs he had on him, which were found by customs/border patrol dogs. MDMA powder (crushed ectascy) ecstasy tablets AND unprescribed viagra. Whoa. Boi likes to partyyyyy. Apparently while “rolling” with a boner. Ouch.

The contraband was found in his luggage. And his lawyer, Daniel Kane, already issued a statement on his client’s behalf:

“While Big Boi was traveling with his group and friends, a small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage…I am confident when the entire facts are aired Big Boi will be completely exonerated.”

Hmmmm… Hopefully this won’t impact that new Outkast material with Andre 3000 we’ve been hearing about.