Why Are Maroon 5 Touring With Train??

Is it because both Adam Levine and Pat Monahan are slightly effeminate, brunette male pop singers with ball-less voices?

Is it cause both bands won Grammys? (Maroon 5 in 2005 for Best New Artist, Train for Best Rock Song in 2002)

It seems like an odd pairing to me. Adam Levine is this decade’s”swoon-worthy” poster boy for radio-friendly rock music while Monahan is a turd in the toilet bowl of optimistic top 4o turds.

A sensible person’s idea of hell is Train’s “Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)” and “Hey, Soul Sister” repeating on a loudspeaker.

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