Trailer: X-Men: Days of Future Past

Though I think it was kind of douchey for Bryan Singer to take back the franchise he killed from Matthew Vaughn, the man who revitalized it with X Men: First Class, Days of Future Past looks promising.

With the help of Picard and Gandalf’s narration, Hugh Jackman’s bare chest and Jennifer Lawrence’s tears, Singer may successfully Febreze away the stench of X Men: The Last Stand.

Patrick Stewart’s Life is Now Complete

Patrick Stewart PizzaPatrick Stewart has succeeded in stage and film acting in both England and America, hosted Saturday Night Live when Hartman and Farley were cast members, was knighted by the Queen in 2010, and is about to be happily married to 35-year-old New York-based jazz singer Sunny Ozell BUT he’s never tasted pizza, until today.

“My first ever pizza “slice”. Please note: the authentic NY fold,” he wrote on Twitter.

Even with P-Stew’s impressive life record and badassery as a captain of the Starship Enterprise and mind-melding leader of non-evil mutants (not to mention his voice work on American Dad), I do not believe that his life was complete before tasting sweet, sweet triangular sauce and cheese on bread.
The Last Exorcism pizza gif
That creepy bitch from The Last Exorcism and Part II: We Thought It Was Over knows what’s up.