Random Celebs Weigh in on the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Controversy

Jon Stewart duck dynastyA hoard of famous whelps crawled out of the woodwork to comment on homophobic comments made by Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson over the week, from the Stephen Colberts to the reality famewhores. Here’s what Robertson said to stir the pot:

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”


“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

And here’s what a bunch of other noteworthy-ish people had to say…

Jon Stewart: “I assumed it was a show in which ducks re-enact the show ‘Dynasty’ … which, by the way, would have a huge gay following,”

George Takei: “I don’t really care feather someone on a reality show said something about gays that didn’t fit the bill. He’s entitled to his opinion, even if it’s for the birds. But the network also is worried about flocking with its base, so if it feels it should drake him over the coals for making his fowl comments, so be it.”

Stephen Colbert:  “It’s not the eloquent speech you might expect from a backwoods Louisiana bird-murderer.”  Continue reading “Random Celebs Weigh in on the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Controversy”

Video: The Ettes – “Excuse”

Sad fact, I saw The Ettes play at a Portland bar in 2009 for $5 dollars.

$5 dollars, for selfish reasons is a great price, but it’s also insulting to the band responsible for “Dead And Gone” and “No More Surprises.”

The new video for this beat-punk Nashville trio, which consists of two girls and one guy (drummer Maria Silver beats her drum kit as if it were Bieber’s decapitated head and torso after legalization of assault in America) has debuted…

“Excuse” is directed by Tom Sharpling (the real one) and features that doofy dwarf comedian/actor Patton Oswalt, explaining how the video was supposed to have an $81 million dollar budget that would make Avatar look cheap.

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