Paula Deen Fires Agent, Seeks Extra Strength Slate-Cleaning Solution

Paula Deen Britney SpearsI’m not sure what you’ve been doing over the holiday. The internet says most of us are eating hot dogs (150 million to be exact) and burning ourselves beyond recognition with both fireworks and gasoline from the grill.

Mildly ignorant Paula Deen has been letting go of all the people associated with her past career as a successful enemy of the American Heart Association (mutual foe of the very real National Sausage and Hot Dog Council) in an attempt to resurrect her current non-existent one as a grammatically challenged member of the Hooded Order.

This includes the firing of her longtime agent, Barry Weiner. (Any excuse to talk about weiners.)  Continue reading “Paula Deen Fires Agent, Seeks Extra Strength Slate-Cleaning Solution”

Paula Deen is Martin Luther Rosa King Parks Compared to Mel Gibson and Others

Paula Deen black friendPaula Deen is not only being fired from the Food Network, but also having her products “phased out” by Sears, Home Depot, QVC, Kmart and Walgreens for admitting that she has used the N-word in the past has me thinking about related celebrity scandals.

For instance, how bad is this when compared to comedians like Michael Richards using the N-word multiple times in a recorded stand-up show or Daniel Tosh making rape jokes at a heckler’s expense?

Then there’s Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington, perhaps the most similar to Paula Deen because the questionable word he was said to have uttered wasn’t caught on camera until he stupidly told a Golden Globes press room “No, I did not call T.R. [Knight, his Grey’s co-star] a f*ggot.”  Continue reading “Paula Deen is Martin Luther Rosa King Parks Compared to Mel Gibson and Others”

Take Your Butter Money and Run, Girl: Paula Deen Fired From Food Network

Paula Deen apology videoPaula Deen, Mistress of Carbs, maker of delicious, oozing vodka-soaked chicken with chocolate sauce and essence of Hostess Twinkies, has been terminated by the Food Network after she attempted to apologize (twice) for casually admitting that she uses the n-word.

Before telling the public they’d chosen not to renew her contract, the Food Network issued a statement assuring everyone that they do not tolerate bigotry no matter how delicious the bigot’s food is.

“Food Network does not tolerate any form of discrimination and is a strong proponent of diversity and inclusion. We will continue to monitor the situation,” they clarified.

Mrs. Deen and her people scrambled all day to set it right, booking an appearance on the Today Show that was eventually cancelled in favor of a second apology video (first HERE).

Clumps of mascara circled her eyes like helicopters behind Snoop Dogg’s house as her tears [and the tears of her fans] soaked into the ground and gave all the worms and moles severe chest pains and a sudden shooting pain in their arm.  CLICK to watch the video…

Paula Deen Responds To Hateful Hating Diabetes Haters Who Hate Her

Paula Deen talked to both People and AP about the public’s reaction to her being diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, mentioning “hate” both times.

To People: “I was surprised by the depth of hate, this is not something I chose. I had been given lemons and I had to try to make lemonade – without sugar!”

To Associated Press: “I think a few people who have access to a TV camera and ink kind of wanted to hate on me for coming down with something.”

I would never diss on Paula for having diabetes. I myself fear that I will one day contract it after touching one of my many pet bags of sugar.

When I first read that people were hating on her I thought she was saying it was because she was skinnier now (she’s lost 30 pounds, her goal is 45) and I’m angry because ‘Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Not Fat’ is a better title.  Continue reading “Paula Deen Responds To Hateful Hating Diabetes Haters Who Hate Her”

Paula Deen And Brother Accused Of Bigotry

In new lawsuit filed by Lisa Jackson, a former employee of Paula Deen Enterprises and Bubba Hiers claims that the Food Network star and her brother unabashedly threw around racist and sexist remarks.

Jackson was hired in 2007 to cater Bubba Hiers’s wedding, and later taken on as GM of Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House in Georgia. At the wedding, after being asked about the catering staff’s attire, Paula supposedly said:

“Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around.” 

Bubba Hiers reportedly said that Barack Obama should be sent to the Gulf Of Mexico to “n**er rig” it.

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Anthony Bourdain Calls Paula Deen A Bad/Dangerous Cook

In an interview with TV Guide, Anthony Bourdain, the author, chef and star of No Reservations on Travel Channel, said some very nasty things about fellow celebrity chef Paul Deen.

After being asked who the worst people on the Food Network were, he slandered Paula, calling her:

“The worst, most dangerous person to America, for her artery-clogging style of cooking.”

And it gets worse! He dug  deeper into the good-natured old Southern belle by saying that:

“She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she’s proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you…I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it is okay to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks!”

Paula Deen has one of the top-rated shows on Food Network, with Paula’s Home Cooking. Her recipes almost always include chicken, butter and other fried items, plus she makes a lot of vodka concoctions.

Some of her recipes include, “Shrimp And Chocolate Tortilla Soup,” “Fried Bacon Mashed Potatoes,” “Paula’s Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich” and “Fast And Furious Thai Chicken Pizza.” MMMMMM!

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