‘Hunger Games’ Stars Talk Camel Toes and Pee

As most of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire takes place in an island environment and was filmed in Hawaii, the stars had to wear form-fitting wetsuits which they peed in on the regular.

Fortunately for Jennifer Lawrence, Jenna Malone and the like, the wetsuits did not show all their ladybits ala “Oops!…I Did It Again” or Miley and Iggy Azalea at the EMAs.

“I was surprised at how little camel toe problem there was,” Lawrence told E!. “I was expecting a lot more.”

“They actually were pretty comfortable once we found you can actually pee through them– just go into the ocean and take care of your business,” Katniss’ fictional partner in one-sided romance, Josh Hutcherson, said of the suits.

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R. Kelly Leaves Lasting Piss Stain on ARTPOP

Lady Gaga ass R. Kelly Speaking of asses, Lady Gaga duets with R. Kelly on her hotly anticipated third album, ARTPOP, in a song called “Do What U Want.”

If you’re asking “why?,” keep in mind that Gaga is like all perfectionist pop stars in that she doesn’t like being overshadowed by others. This is why she’s never toured with anyone particularly special, and, with the exception of Beyonce, collaborates with irrelevant weirdos like R. Kelly, New Kids on the Block and Colby O’Donis (“Just Dance”).

With lyrics about roughing up haters and not being sorry, the song is truly horrible.

My favorite part is the chorus, which goes something like “You can’t have my heart and you won’t use my mind, but do what you want with my body,” because it’s basically an open invitation for R. Kelly to open his fly and pee all over her sad white chest.

Respect Ke$ha’s Urine and She’ll Maybe, Possibly Not Bite You

Kesha gold toothKe$ha is known for being wonderfully dirty. Only slightly less wonderful is the fact that she talks about being dirty ALL THE TIME. From necklaces made of teeth, to beard fingering and touching ghosts in the dark, she’s a very imaginative lady.

On the MTV reality show My Crazy Beautiful Life, the result of her brother and his “weird friend” following her around with a camera, we get to see her drinking pee. Her own pee. That makes it better, right?

“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,” Ke$ha told BBC Radio 1. “Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross, so I don’t do it anymore.”

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Farting, Peeing and Menopause, With Your Host: Whoopi Goldberg!

Whoopi Watch what happens liveWhoopi Goldberg makes aging look so fun. You basically get to sit around all day in a hammock smoking pot. Peeing yourself as soon as your foot touches the ground is also a part of it.

Goldberg admitted this week on Watch What Happens Live that her bladder isn’t quite what it used to be. When Andy Cohen asked her if she could do one jumping jack in ten seconds (referencing 1986’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash) she said: “No. You know why? Because every time I land I pee.” She also alluded to the fact that her intestines had somehow improved. “I don’t fart as much as I used to but I find that a sneeze is dangerous. A cough can be dangerous.”  Continue reading “Farting, Peeing and Menopause, With Your Host: Whoopi Goldberg!”

Emile Hirsch Makes Intense Ann Coulter Face As He Pees On A Cactus

Emile Hirsch Censored penisI’ve always been jealous of the male ability to pee on a whim, without squatting or using poison ivy as toilet paper, but I’m second guessing my envy after seeing this photo of Emile Hirsch peeing on an aloe vera plant outside the West Hollywood club Bootsy Bellows.

Hard to argue that the paparazzi invaded his privacy when they snapped a picture of the tip of his penis considering he’s outside in a very public area. I’m more concerned for that poor succulent life form he’s hovering over. You don’t have to look closely to see how abused and underfed it was even before he started emptying his bladder onto it.

I’m emptying Emile’s home water tank and replacing it with urine. My ivy urine, to be exact.

1 In 5 Adults Pee In The Pool (And 100% Of Children)

A survey conducted in April revealed that out of 1,000 adults questioned, one in five of them admitted to urinating in public swimming pools.

Additionally, seven out of ten said they didn’t rinse off before going in the pool.

Not showering beforehand increases the risk of infection for others – stuff like Giardia, E. coli, and parasites, according to an article on Yahoo!

My thought when peeing multiple times in every pool I ever ventured into was that chlorine would kill the bacteria, but I was wrong.

“An ideal swimming pool should be odorless, as chlorine only really smells when it’s interacting with contaminants. If the chlorine is pungent, you might want to cool off elsewhere.”  Continue reading “1 In 5 Adults Pee In The Pool (And 100% Of Children)”

Simba Peed On Chad Ochocinco

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was sprayed by a lion on Saturday night at a Voices for Children charity event in Miami while he was out with his wife, Evelyn Lozada, and former teammate Darrell Revis.

He wrote on his Twitter that he was wearing his fancy church clothes and that we wasn’t even standing that close. (“He sprayed like a water gun.”)

Ochocinco also seemed upset that the lion spared his Basketball Wives star spouse from the urine waterfall.

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Liam Neeson Pissed Himself Again…This Time In Istanbul

The first time it’s funny, the second time it’s a call for help, the third is a little sad… Liam Neeson – Jedi master Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars, relentless ass-kicking CIA agent in Taken and voice of hairy yellow Jesus in The Chronicles of Narnia – seems in control of everything.

The one thing he doesn’t seem in control of is his bladder and drinking habits. Neeson is currently in Turkey filming Taken 2, during a break he was apparently enjoying the nightlife while being followed European paparazzi who caught him peeing on a building.

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San Diego Kicker Pees As Camera Rolls

Yes while the team was preparing for a rush in the fourth quarter with under two minutes left, the camera panned to Chargers kicker Nick Novak, which caught him at a very unfortunate moment.
Peeing, in a cup? I guess, when you gotta go you gotta go. Even when it’s in front of millions of people.

Tied against the Broncos and the only image we can conjure is some dude pissing on the sidelines when actually it was that normality of it that scared us. He couldn’t very well rush off to the nearest bathroom with the possibility of being needed on the field looming. He did what he had to.

Everyone applaud his grossness. What a trooper. Too bad his urine flow didn’t make much difference, the Chargers lost in overtime to that shifty football-playing priest Tim Tebow in overtime. 16-13.

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Martha Stewart Doesn’t Care If You Watch Her Pee

Martha Stewart’s 46 year-old daughter Alexis is claiming in her new tell-all book that her mother never closes the door while she’s going to the bathroom AND that she lets her dogs crap all over the floor.

The book Whateverland: Learning How to Live Here, is penned by Jennifer Koppelman Hutt and a very disgruntled and possibly ungrateful daughter. I mean yeah, maybe Martha Stewart is really hard to live with, god knows it wouldn’t surprise anyone.

You’d THINK it’d be because she’d be super OCD, and on Christmas you’d have to spend countless hours putting toothpicks in hors d’oeuvres and stringing golden popcorn kernels around her 35,000 square foot mansion…

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