Gwyneth Paltrow is the World’s Most Beautiful and Hated Woman of 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow most beautifulGwyneth Paltrow was Hollywood’s “Most Hated Celebrity” just last week, a title that is being revisited because she is now being called the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine.

I don’t understand all the Gwyneth bashing. She seems to be disliked for talking about herself, as if it’s her fault that she’s only ever asked questions about her movies, healthy lifestyle and biblical fruit children.

Perhaps we could channel certain energies away from Kristen Stewart, Tom Cruise, Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow, who aren’t actually bad people, and focus on members of Westboro Baptist, or anyone who made “Free Jahar” trend on Twitter.

Is Gwyneth really so unlikable? As far as looks go, she has a nice smile and shiny gold hair.  Continue reading “Gwyneth Paltrow is the World’s Most Beautiful and Hated Woman of 2013”

Channing Tatum is Sexy And Everyone Knows it

Channing Tatum is really hard to dislike.

I desperately want to find something wrong with him, like maybe that he’s too aware of his sexiness, or that his nose is slightly large, but I’m reaching.

Tatum found out he was named the coveted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine (previously awarded to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds and Johnny Depp) while him and his wife were de-skunking their dog.

“My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me. I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs,” he tells the mag.

Oh yeah, that’s his biggest flaw. HE’S NOT MARRIED TO YOU and your plan to meet him after spraying his canine friend didn’t work.  Continue reading “Channing Tatum is Sexy And Everyone Knows it”

First Non-Oscured Photos Of Snooki’s Hairy Baby!

Snooki sold her soul to MTV, and now she has sold her baby to People Magazine. Photos of her baby, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, that is. Looks like your run-of-the-mill half-Chilean half-Italian baby to me…

Nicole even put some tiny red white and green shoes on the little meatball to represent her adopted parents and husband’s heritage.  Continue reading “First Non-Oscured Photos Of Snooki’s Hairy Baby!”

Paula Deen Responds To Hateful Hating Diabetes Haters Who Hate Her

Paula Deen talked to both People and AP about the public’s reaction to her being diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, mentioning “hate” both times.

To People: “I was surprised by the depth of hate, this is not something I chose. I had been given lemons and I had to try to make lemonade – without sugar!”

To Associated Press: “I think a few people who have access to a TV camera and ink kind of wanted to hate on me for coming down with something.”

I would never diss on Paula for having diabetes. I myself fear that I will one day contract it after touching one of my many pet bags of sugar.

When I first read that people were hating on her I thought she was saying it was because she was skinnier now (she’s lost 30 pounds, her goal is 45) and I’m angry because ‘Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Not Fat’ is a better title.  Continue reading “Paula Deen Responds To Hateful Hating Diabetes Haters Who Hate Her”

Jessica Simpson Is Lardy, Gassy And ‘Spiritual’

Note to all future mothers: having a child does not mature you, nor does it change your state of mind. For instance, motherhood has not made Jessica Simpson any smarter or more appropriate.

She’s still the same bubbly dimwit that we all love, for the simple fact that she makes us feel like Pulitzer Prize-winners. Lately, Jessica has been Tweeting hints about her farty ways but also telling the truth, like to People Magazine, about how people always lie and tell pregnant women they’re beautiful,

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves.”

J-Simp calls pregnancy “a spiritual thing” because she’s creating a life. Ohhh girl, there must be A LOT of spiritual people out there. No wonder those Teen Moms from MTV are always visiting the Dalai Lama. And Octomom, there’s a painting of her on the ceiling of the Vatican, right?

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Nick Cannon Whacks It To Mariah Songs, Wants Scientist Children

Mariah Carey‘s husband, D-list actor/musician Nick Cannon has been put his hoof in his mouth for the millionth time.

This week, he talked to People Magazine about a potential career for his children, and spoke to the radio show Mojo In The Morning about his “special moments” with his wife’s music.

Mojo: When you guys get intimate with each other…Have you ever listened to one of her songs or one of your songs?…

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