Emma Watson’s Borderline Nip Slip At ‘Perks Of Being A Wallflower’ Premiere

Emma Watson suffered a slight wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet for the L.A. premiere of the highly anticipated teen dramedy The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

Her areola almost made an appearance as her thin skin-colored dress fell off her body. fortunately the classy British 22-year-old was wearing a nipple cover.

This is especially interesting because I was JUST reading the other day that Emma Watson is the “most dangerous celeb” to look up on search engines.

According to CNBC via reports from McAfee security, searches for the female protagonist of the Harry Potter series have a “12.6 percent chance of leading a user to a malicious website.” 

Translation: YOU WILL GET A VIRUS IF YOU LOOK FOR NAKED PHOTOS OF HERMIONE GRANGER. That includes the “Emma Watson nip slip” search that just led you to my site. Dun dun dun.

Emma Watson’s New Man-Meat, Johnny Simmons

Harry Potter star and England’s sweetheart, Emma Watson, has a new boyfriend! He’s that guy Chip from Jennifer’s Body oh and the guitarist kid from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Johnny Simmons.

He’s kind of understated, and perhaps boring, at least in those movies, but maybe he’s a nice guy? He’s 24, but uhhh looks 15? So there’s that. The two lover-vultures were spotted in Santa Monica, scarfing food and sucking face. (Not in that order or at the same time? Though who knows what they’re into)

They are set to star in the movie version of the controversial novel, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, controversial to parent-teacher groups that is. Because it covers topics like gay sex, drugs, alcohol and date rape.

Ummm I read it several years ago and don’t remember finding it controversial at all? But maybe that says something scary about my nature, or maybe these book-burning cougar Republicans need to find better things to do with their time than protesting items that could help their children LEARN about real life.

Anyways, happy trails, Emma Watson. I really liked Deathly Hallows Part 2 but was that a silent film for you or what?