For his adorable badger-saving efforts, Brian May is PETA‘s Person of the Year. (NME)
Rihanna can’t stop posting [insensitive?] Instagram pictures of guns. (Celebuzz)
Extra fertile Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey had a third baby. (E! Online)
Piers Morgan seriously considering deporting himself because of gun sales. (Evil Beet)
Now Kanye‘s wearing a mask made of crystals and Lady Gaga’s tears. (Necole Bitchie)
Bangyoulater.com offers chronic masturbator Nick Stahl a discreet iPad. (ONTD!)
Olympian Mo Farah gets the terrorist treatment every time he’s at the airport. (Deadspin)