Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-30-12]

Proposed badger cullFor his adorable badger-saving efforts, Brian May is PETA‘s Person of the Year. (NME)

Rihanna can’t stop posting [insensitive?] Instagram pictures of guns. (Celebuzz)

Extra fertile Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey had a third baby. (E! Online)

Piers Morgan seriously considering deporting himself because of gun sales. (Evil Beet)

Now Kanye‘s wearing a mask made of crystals and Lady Gaga’s tears. (Necole Bitchie) offers chronic masturbator Nick Stahl a discreet iPad. (ONTD!)

Olympian Mo Farah gets the terrorist treatment every time he’s at the airport. (Deadspin)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-1-12]

Wendy Williams PETAWendy Williams nekkid for PETA. I suppose Tyra would call this “fierce?” (Huffington Post)

Anti-Chris Brown hero Jenny Johnson declines invitations to various talk shows. (GQ)

Chelsea Handler and Chuy dressed like Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo. (E! Online)

You mean there are actually no unicorns in North Korea??! Disappointing. (io9)

Dennis Quaid files for divorce from already-estranged wife Kimberly Buffington. (TMZ)

Soon you’ll be able to ask Siri hands/eyes free questions inside your Chevrolet. (USA Today)

Gaga goes on safari, complimented Liz & Dick with what I assume was a straight face. (Evil Beet)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-27-12]

Supermodel Joanna Krupa would rather go naked for PETA and $ than wear fur. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson laugh and kiss and hide from photographers. (Us Weekly)

I really don’t know how I feel about cornrowed Conan O’Brien. (ohmyGAHH!)

Britney’s mom calls Sam Lufti a “puppet master.” (Huffington Post)

Kids tell Pippa Middleton that they “hate princesses” and “like vampires.” (Evil Beet)

Lil’ Wayne gives the thumbs up after being hospitalized for seizures. (TMZ)

And here’s the 21-year-old guy who may or may not be dating Joe Simpson. (Radar)

Elisha Cuthbert is in the new Gaslight Anthem music video “Here Comes My Man.” (Stereogum)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-12-12]

The Situation channels Mark Wahlberg in new PETA ad. (Gawker)

Watch the Hitchcock trailer now for sexy bald Hannibal as Alfred. (ohmyGAHH!)

Michael Vick‘s dog is “well cared for and loved.” (TMZ)

Instructor at Zumba ran a prostitution ring out of her studio. (CBS)

Shailene Woodley (The Descendants) as the new Mary Jane in the next Spider-Man? (G4)

“My mom does not do cocaine,” says liar liar Lindsay Lohan on fire. (Daily Mail)

Kobe Bryant says ex-teammate Smush Parker was “the worst” point guard ever. (Yahoo!)

If you’ve never seen Bar Refaeli in a bikini, here’s your chance. (Celebuzz)

PETA Calls Out Lady Gaga’s Fur And Rihanna’s Snakeskin

If there’s one organization that goes about everything the wrong way, it’s PETA.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sometimes seem more interested in drawing attention to themselves and pointing fingers at celebrities than helping the wild, feathered and furred.

PETA’s latest beef (or tofu) is with the snakeskin boots Rihanna wore last week, and Lady Gaga‘s closet full of fur coats. The extremists called the two pop stars “freaks.”

“Wearing reptile skin is creepy and callous, and it makes her look even more out of touch. She and Lady Gaga seem so desperate to be freaks instead of recognized for their talents that you have to wonder if they realize that they are being laughed at,” PETA told the Daily Express.  Continue reading “PETA Calls Out Lady Gaga’s Fur And Rihanna’s Snakeskin”

Contributing Factors To The Cancellation Of ‘Luck’ And The Three Equine Deaths

You may have heard that the HBO drama Luck, starring Dustin Hoffman, Nick Nolte, Joan Allen and Michael Gambon (Dumbledore) has halted production after the real-life deaths of no less than three horses that were involved with the race and stable scenes.

“It is with heartbreak that executive producers David Milch and Michael Mann together with HBO have decided to cease all future production on the series ‘Luck,'” the network said in a statement.

For fans, there is hope. Mann and Milch expressed interest in furthering the show, “The two of us loved this series, loved the cast, crew and writers. This has been a tremendous collaboration and one that we plan to continue in the future.”  Continue reading “Contributing Factors To The Cancellation Of ‘Luck’ And The Three Equine Deaths”

Mischa’s Meaty Photo Shoot

This is basically the only thing meaty about Mischa Barton, despite weight gain rumors, she’s pretty damn frail and withery. Anyway, Tyler Shields, who photographed Heather Morris with a fake black eye earlier this year, has done it again.

Shields, who came under fire from women’s rights groups for the Heather Morris Pics, is now being scrutinized by PETA. What a surprise.

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Brooke Hogan Is An Animal

[Photo by Jordan Michael Zuniga]

And when I say she’s an animal I don’t mean like, a Ke$ha Animal, not like a simple party girl, which she is, but literally an animal in a cage.

The semi-infamous daughter of now divorced Hulk and Linda Hogan, posed nude in a dog cage to benefit PETA, at the Cafeina gallery in the Wynwood Art District of Miami, Florida.

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