Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-8-13]

These photos of NFL teams playing in the snow are absolutely INSANE. (Yahoo!)

Ellen and Portia jump on Kim and Kanye’s “Bound” train. (E! Online)

The goalie from The Mighty Ducks likes to pee on people. (TMZ)

Selena Gomez acts her age, rage quits Jingle Ball concert. (Daily Mail)

People who make fun of Carrie Underwood are mean satanists. (Evil Beet)

Susan Boyle diagnosed with Asperger’s / and finally, it all makes sense. (Jezebel)

One-armed 127 Hours dude arrested for domestic violence in Colorado. (Gawker)

Michael Vick Still Believes he’s the Sole Proprietor of the Eagles

Michael Vick eagles 2013The Chris Brown of football (I would say Kanye West if Kanye had overseen the eletrocution of Kylie and Kendall Jenner) got on Twitter and pressed enter without thinking, which is no surprise considering his ball-throwing accuracy and failure to form words without deserving an armbar from Ronda Rousey’s mom.  (Or any mom.)

Vick’s tweet in question read “we will redeem ourself,” in regards to the Eagles last two losses to the Chargers and Chiefs and their upcoming game against Denver which I at first thought was a mistake, but I now realize is just his way of saying that he IS the Eagles.  Continue reading “Michael Vick Still Believes he’s the Sole Proprietor of the Eagles”