Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)

Hopefully you have no problems separating Heather Morris‘ teenage Glee age from her real age (25) because Morris, like SO many young cell-obsessed actors/actresses will now be suffering from web embarrassment for at least a few weeks.

In the footsteps of Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Pete Wentz, Kat Dennings, Travis Barker and many others, TV’s Brittany S. Pierce is, like the woman she portrayed so well in season two of the hit Fox show, not that innocent.

Unlike the recent Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leak, these photos are as real as Peter Jackson’s stomach.

The authenticity is in the “I’m A Slave For 4 U” getup. There’s just one thing, I’m having a hard time with. THIS picture, what is that? It’s like a very naughty drawing by one of those shitty caricature artists that operate at fairs/by the shore, specializing in exaggeration.  Continue reading “Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)”

Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna

Twitter has long been a place of accidental and on-purpose nudity, Tori Spelling, Adrianne Curry, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ice-T’s Coco are all guilty of it.

Rihanna, one of the the most fan-involved pop artists of the Twitter generation, is no exception.

Her previous album, Loud, had no less than six chart-topping singles and it’s clear that Talk That Talk will fare no differently. She is now on her third TTT music video, the upcoming “Where Have You Been,” which samples Geoff Mack/Lucky Star/Hank Snow/Johnny Cash’s “I’ve Been Everywhere.”

On Wednesday she began shooting, and Tweeted this topless photo of her holding what looks like a blond wig on a stick. (Weird because hair on a stick that just happens to be my favorite thing to order at baseball games)  Continue reading “Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna”

Lindsay Lohan Is Probably Boning The Guy Who Hired Her

German designer Philipp Plein (Euro Scott Speedman?) recently hired the desperate-for-work train wreck Lindsay Lohan, to represent his clothing in an ad campaign.

Lohan was photographed on Sunday in Bellagio, Italy, posing for some shots. (Below)

The real gossip is that Lindsay was spotted today in Milan with Plein, holding hands and looking romantical.

Now that I examine the photos I also notice that they were holding hands on Monday. Hmmm.

Well, the guy is handsome and not a hobo, so I say go for it!

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Michelle Williams, Monroe-Esque For Vogue

Michelle Williams, of Dawson’s Creek and Brokeback Mountain fame, appears in the October 2011 issue of Vogue Magazine channeling Marilyn Monroe.

She talks about her new movie, My Week With Marilyn (also starring Emma Watson) and even the loss of Heath Ledger who fathered her daughter Matilda Rose Ledger.

Williams describes having to wear foam padding to replicate Monroe’s curvaceous body,

“I do remember one moment of being all suited up as Monroe and walking from my dressing room onto the soundstage practicing my ‘wiggle…'”

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

Click “continue reading” to view the uncensored pics…

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Eddie Griffin Is Married! (But Still Irrelevant)

TMZ is reporting that Eddie Griffin is married!

The Undercover Brother/Deuce Bigalow actor and comedian tied the know in Vegas to Nia Rivers on Thursday at a walk-in chapel in Las Vegas.

The wedding cost $199 and a total of four guests were present.

Haven’t I seen this woman on that HBO documentary – Hookers And Johns: Trick or Treat? Or was it Cops?

Rihanna’s Naked Armani Bowl Haircut

Back in July it was announced that Rihanna would be the new face/body of Emporio Armani’s underwear line.

Now black and white photos have surfaced showing the Barbados pop star sporting a blonde bowl haircut/wig, and some very serious to sad facial expressions for the campaign…

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True Blood Finale Summary Quote


In episode 12 of True Blood season four on HBO, a bunch of the usual Sunday ridiculousness took place. Marnie is finally gone and three reoccurring characters died. (I think)

The summary quote for the finale occurs when a crap load of ghosts come out of the woodwork, including Sookie’s gran, Marnie, Antonia (the ancient witch) and later Rene and one of the people who died in the episode. 

“All my life I’ve been afraid.”

-Marnie, the whiny/obvious sorceress

and, runner-up to vampire Pam for,

“I am so over sookie and her precious fairy vagina.”

All the while, Bill and Eric are roasting like Boy Scout marshmallows…

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Beyonce House of Deréon Pics, Pre-Fetus


This is why Beyonce really shouldn’t have gotten pregnant. She looks amazing, pre-baby bump.

Since she’s a celebrity and possibly not capable of experiencing normal problems, she’ll probably get her body back into shape just hours after giving birth.

Her vagina on the other hand, now that cannot be repaired with a few pitiful kegels…

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Ali Lohan, Woolly Eyebrow Swamp Thing

Everyone’s been talking about Lindsay Lohan‘s 17 year-old sister’s new look. Ali Lohan’s modeling portfolio has opened our eyes to the fears of “growing up.”

Or is it plastic surgery? Or maybe she just started eating more scarcely than Cinderella, and intentionally stopped plucking her eyebrows.

She looks like some sort of terrifying 95-pound waif-mannequin. Someone help her!

And whatever you do, don’t book her for any work! Nobody encourage this possibly UFO-abductee!…

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Cher, Do You Believe in Mask After Mask?

Cher was seen out in L.A. a few days ago wearing this a lovely green facial mask and a pink tracksuit (above) then once before on August 21st 2011 relaxing in her car in Malibu with what I assume to be the same face-mask on.

Cher is known for being quirky and uncaring towards paparazzi, visuals of her doing odd things are always popping up…

Though I can’t imagine putting sunglasses over my itchy/dry avocado mask, with my tracksuit, going outside a look of surprise when my 65 year-old face ends up in the tabloids with a damn Wizard Of Oz witch mask on…

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9/11 Ground Zero Memorial Pictures

The new memorial for 9/11 opens today in New York. Construction of the memorial started in March of 2006, and today it will finally be revealed. Families of victims can visit it on Sunday with passes, and public visitation starting on Monday.

The park, which cost around $700 million, covers 8 acres and includes two waterfall pools (each 1 acre) representing the twin towers, various trees and bronze parapets inscribed with the names of the nearly 3,000 people who were killed during not only the September 11th attacks but also the onsite car bombing on February 26, 1993…

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Did Jwoww Get Botox Or What?

I keep watching season four of Jersey Shore and fearing the moments when I have to look at Jwoww’s stretched, unmoving face.

I went on Google image search on a desperate quest to find comparison photos and then sadly realized that she doesn’t actually look as different as I thought.

Can some expert surgeon examine Jwoww and tell me if she had work done? The gossiping, pop-culture-devouring monster inside of me really needs to know…

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Kris Humphries On His Knees

The season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians on Sunday, September 4, revealed Kris Humphries’ proposal. Typical rose petals and a ring-the size of Saturn. Surprisingly, he’s actually shorter than her when he’s on his knees.

…Though I refuse to believe that she isn’t standing on an incline and wearing five inch heels.

Also check out pictures of Kris and Kim’s wedding. (I wonder if it’s weird for them that he shares a name with her mother?)

Loki’s Got A Crush On ScarJo’s Booty

New photos from The Avengers set in New York have surfaced! The pictures show Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston (Thor’s villainous brother, Loki), Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. working diligently on their upcoming film that combines the powers of some of Marvel’s biggest Superheroes.

All dutifully working except Tom Hiddleston. The first thing I noticed is that he can’t stop looking at Scarlett Johansson! Whether it’s her eyes or her ass, he’s hooked on those Black Widow toxins.

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Celebs With Fucked Up Teeth

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As a fellow fucked-up teeth/tooth alumni, I admire celebrities (mostly) who can rock some slightly odd teeth.

I’m also a fan of at least half these people, especially Kristin Stewart, David Letterman, Mischa Barton, Freddie Mercury, Anna Paquin, Morgan Freeman and Keira Knightley…

But oi, I am not gonna ignore the fact that their teeth are a little sketchy. Regardless, rock that crooked grin, with your gaps, Chiclets, wolf teeth (Avril), or lack thereof!

[Show me your teeth]