The Woman Who Had Her Butt Grabbed by Robin Thicke Thinks You’re All Being a Bit Dramatic

Robin Thicke grabbing buttRobin Thicke caused a big stink when a photo of him posing with a socialite at a VMA party with his hand totally on her butt surfaced. Honestly I do think it is more common for a dude to put his palm on a woman’s back or shoulder when posing for a photo, but it’s Robin Thicke.

I don’t mean that like, he sings “Blurred Lines” so of course he can randomly grope whoever and it’s unsurprising. That song is actually about his wife (not rape, you twats)

“My wife is Mrs. Good Girl… gradually over our marriage I’ve turned her into a bad girl,” Thicke told Howard Stern on the controversy surrounding the song’s meaning.

Back to what I was saying… It’s Robin Thicke, handsome soulful son of Alan Thicke. Paula Patton (wifey) was probably standing right next to him when he took that photo. The woman in question, Lana Scolaro, a sort of cross between Taylor Momsen and Nicky Hilton, says you’re all overreacting. And she’s right.

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Check Out Obama’s Groovy Hawaiian Prom Photo

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Awww. Look at Barry in 1979 all decked out in a lei with his bottle poppin’ best friend and their dates.

With the help of the brunette on his left (Kelli Allman), Time Magazine released two photos of 17-year-old Obama at the dance in honor of the Millions of American teenagers who will go to prom this year.

The guy in the white pants (Greg Orme) was Barack’s basketball teammate at Punahou School in Honolulu and brother from another mother, according to Allman.  CLICK for bonus ’70s fun-time photo

That Guy At The End Of ‘The Avengers’ Isn’t Hellboy

If you stayed for the credits at The Avengers you must have seen that “clue” offering a look into the sequel, featuring some non-humanoid monster which I thought looked an awful lot like Hellboy.

Of course, it isn’t Hellboy. What would a paranormal investigator from earth be doing floating around on a rocky planet in deep space?

Dark Horse Comics has no relation to Marvel and there was never a “Hulk vs. Hellboy” or “Black Widow vs. Liz Sherman.” Obviously Ron Perlman and Selma Blair would decimate Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson, but that’s beside the point.

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Rihanna Poses For Elle, May 2012 [Photos]

Rihanna is featured in the latest issue of Elle Magazine in a Cuba-inspired shoot rocking her best hair ever (edgy, layered blond with black roots) and talking a little about the man she refuses to quit.

She says that the public knowing her business during the Chris Brown incident of 2009 was humbling, hinting that she’s going to stay in contact no matter what:

“I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I want them to know. It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it…Now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”

“The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently. It’s very hard for me to accept, but I get it. People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that’s all right. Because tomorrow I’m still going to be the same person.”  Continue reading “Rihanna Poses For Elle, May 2012 [Photos]”

Megan Fox Ran Out Of Feet To Put In Her Mouth

This isn’t a post about Foxy having a foot fetish or anything, it’s about the very silly things she says in interviews.

Megan recently told Jalouse magazine“I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”

Shhhh, just shh. Of course you wouldn’t trade places with us dusty street urchins, you’re just not supposed to talk about it. I guess your mother, Anastasia Drizella Fox, never told you.

I hope the baby that you are rumored to be carrying isn’t ugly, and that you are never forced to switch places with it, in some kind of Freaky Friday-for-egomaniacs spinoff.

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The Closest Thing You’ll See To A Justin Bieber Hate Crime

For Complex Magazine’s 10th anniversary issue they put Justin Bieber on the cover, no big thang there besides the fact that he’s covered in blood, bruises and steak meat.

Whether the people behind this hate him, want attention or truly think this is artistic doesn’t matter to me. It’s Justin Bieber, beat to a pulp. It’s not real but a girl can dream. Their excuse?

“Pop stardom is a contact sport, but at age 18 Justin Bieber knows how to roll with the punches. Believe that.” Hmm, doesn’t look like he’s good at rolling with anything except letting his assistant slide his tiny legs through a pair of loose purple jeans.  Continue reading “The Closest Thing You’ll See To A Justin Bieber Hate Crime”

Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference

Twenty five year-old Swedish musician Lykke Li (full name Timotej Svensson Zachrisson) does not like being compared to Lady Gaga.

“There’s nothing about her music that touches me. I’d rather duet with Leonard Cohen. I like older music.”

She doesn’t seem like a fan of pop music at all so you’d have to assume she also wouldn’t like being compared to Lady G in the looks department. At times the two could not be more different. Gaga with her sequins and vapid pretentiousness in “Marry The Night” and Lykke Li with her arty witch mist in “I Follow Rivers.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference”

Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna

Twitter has long been a place of accidental and on-purpose nudity, Tori Spelling, Adrianne Curry, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ice-T’s Coco are all guilty of it.

Rihanna, one of the the most fan-involved pop artists of the Twitter generation, is no exception.

Her previous album, Loud, had no less than six chart-topping singles and it’s clear that Talk That Talk will fare no differently. She is now on her third TTT music video, the upcoming “Where Have You Been,” which samples Geoff Mack/Lucky Star/Hank Snow/Johnny Cash’s “I’ve Been Everywhere.”

On Wednesday she began shooting, and Tweeted this topless photo of her holding what looks like a blond wig on a stick. (Weird because hair on a stick that just happens to be my favorite thing to order at baseball games)  Continue reading “Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna”

Derriere Contest, Nicki Minaj Or Lil’ Kim?

Kim Kardashian was the new J-Lo but now Nicki Minaj is the new Kim Kardashian. Make sense? After seeing a picture of Lil’ Kim (flashback much?) at an IMAX party in Tampa on TMZ I wondered who truly deserves the plumpiest rump award.

And yeah, I’m confused about why Lil’ Kim was at an IMAX party too. I thought parties in movie theaters were strictly reserved for rugrat birthday parties?

…You know, where they stuff nuggets and their parents into bacteria-filled rooms with some pizza and an overly sweet birthday cake that looks nice but nobody really wants to eat.

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Evan Rachel Wood For Flaunt Magazine

Evan Rachel Wood, who got her break in the independent drama/parental horror movie Thirteen with Nikki Reed, covers the 13th anniversary of Flaunt Magazine baring skin from both the front and back, and I don’t mean pages.

Matthew Bedard follows Wood as she visits a psychic, Madame Paulina, who tells her with little insight that she and her partner (Jamie Bell) must “discover balance and not be overwhelmed by each other’s successes.” It’s Rachel’s remarks, and not the sideshow witch’s that are truly intelligent.

“I don’t want to be ruled by fear, I think fear and guilt are man’s greatest enemy. One thing I do get a lot is people telling me I’m fearless, and I hope so, because I never want anything to keep me from doing what I feel is right.”

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Dear Olivia Munn, You’re Not A Nerd Anymore

Olivia Munn is an interesting person in show business right now. “Interesting” because it’s hard to know whether to hate or love her. The freckled, charismatic former co-host of Attack Of The Show who went on to write a NY Times Bestseller  and star in her own (now cancelled) TV show.

She’s generally considered beautiful yet loves Star Wars and Trek, attends Comic-Con, and enjoys comic books and video games. Just, let’s get one thing straight, when you become famous and grace the covers of men’s magazines, you are no longer a “nerd.” Definition:

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Health Advice – Oil Enemas

You might have tuned into season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York on E! to look for clues explaining Kim’s sudden divorce (they’re there) but little did I know I actually tuned in to watch Kourtney Kardashian get an oil enema at her favorite holistic spa. Kim was dragged along but refused to have her booty filled with liquids.

Fast-forward to later that day, we see Kourtney sprawled out on Kris and Kim’s bed, when she gets up there’s a curious stain on the sheets. Before that she’d been giving Mr. Humphries, who cannot seem to keep his shirt on, an enema lecture about ‘not knowing what all his holes are for.’

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Out Of The Loop Photos Of Megan Fox’s Faux Chinese Butt

I’m out of the loop for not posting this in August, when this Elle China photoshoot debuted. Yes, the person I never stop defending no matter how many stupid things she says posed for another random magazine over the summer.

It’s sort of, unique I guess? One second she’s got the boxing gloves out the next she fell asleep in the bathtub, or just happened to booty tooch while looking in the mirror. The easiest thing for celebrity women these days seems to be overseas magazine shoots, whether it’s Lindsay in Italy, or Milla Jovovich in S Moda.

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‘I Had Justin Bieber’s Baby’ Oh Wait, That’s Statutory Rape

Mariah Yeater, the 20 year-old woman who claims that Justin Bieber impregnated her backstage at the Staples Center after one of his concerts may have forgotten one key element to her story. Bieber was underage (16) at the time the supposed 30-second event occurred.

Yeater, 19, at the time, demands a paternity test and $12,000 a month in child support if JB is the proven baby daddy of her son, who was born in July. Check out the coconut huevos on this lady! Let’s summarize.

She’s demanding money from one of the youngest and most recognized pop singers of 2011, saying that she took his virginity at a concert and that he didn’t wear a condom because “he wanted to feel everything.”AND, she doesn’t give a crap that Justin was 16 at the time of the alleged sexual rendezvous!

In the words of Beavis And Butt-Head, THIS LADY RULES. One of her lawyers, Matthew Pare, says:

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Jessica Simpson’s Baby News Upstaged By Kim Kardashian

Did you hear that Jessica Simpson confirmed her completely obvious pregnancy the other day? On Halloween?

Of course not, because Kim Kardashian got divorced that day. Bad news always trumps good news in the celebrity world.

It has Ms. Simpson wondering, “Is this a baby, what I have here?” (In tuna-confusion-voice)

No two million dollars for a People magazine spread covering the announcement, Jess gave her approval to Yahoo’s Omg! along with a picture that was already on her website, where she had originally written, “It’s true! I am going to be a mummy!”

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Video: Beyonce – “Party” Feat. J. Cole (Plus Stills!)

Unrequited workaholic Beyonce (yes this is my second Beyonce related thing, suck it, it’s a slow day) just finished filming her SIXTH music video off her latest album, 4.

No word on whether she will make a video for every single completely-not-as-good-as-Rihanna song from the album. Let’s play i-spy, music video edition. I spy…

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Jessica Simpson Invades Her Own Privacy

Let’s recap, Jessica Simpson will not confirm her completely obvious pregnancy, reportedly because her father is trolling around magazines for money and a cover story regarding his daughter’s fertility.

You know what she is totally okay with? Besides humiliating herself on television, not because she doesn’t know the difference between chicken and tuna (white meats, neither can fly, totally understandable), but because she married Nick Lachey, who is clearly a commandeered Nordstrom mannequin….

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