Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…

Hefe wine iggy azalea exThe only people who have seen Iggy Azalea’s sex tape at this point seem to be the “businessmen” over at Vivid Entertainment, who think the tape could actually be worth millions of dollars, possibly even more than saucer-eyed knob-polishers Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

The only people BESIDES of course Iggy herself and her co-star, former boyfriend and manager combo Hefe Wine.

Azalea is busy denying the tape’s existence while her lawyers are busy telling TMZ that it was filmed “without her knowledge or consent” and Hefe is busy pretending like he had nothing to do with it ending up at Vivid.

There’s also word that Iggy – known back then as Amethyst Amelia Kelly – may have accidentally signed over the rights to it to the douchey ex. (Which is bullsh*t, because the contract only related to music and music-related videos.Continue reading “Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…”

The 10 Best Images From the ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Premiere

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In “Bitchcraft,” the twisted season three premiere of American Horror Story: Coven, we follow Zoe (Taissa Farmiga, much younger sister of Bates Motel’s Vera Farmiga), a young woman who is sent away to a boarding school for teen witches run by Ryan Murphy-muses Jessica Lange (as the “supreme” head witch of all witches) and Sarah Paulson (kind-hearted daughter of the supreme) after she accidentally makes her boyfriend ooze blood from the mouth, eyes and nose during sex.
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It opens with Kathy Bates as the infamous Madame LaLaurie  in 1830s New Orleans in a memorable scene involving naked black men in cages. She puts a bull’s head on one and calls him a minotaur.

She’s clearly evil, but perhaps not as evil as voodoo queen Marie Laveau (Angela Bassett) who is out for vengeance, and appears to be quite a source of irritation for the present-day witches of Louisiana.
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At the end of the episode, Kathy Bates is brought out of the earth in the present-day by a hilariously campy Lange, who, to my delight, references falling houses and Hogwarts.

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Check Out Obama’s Groovy Hawaiian Prom Photo

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Awww. Look at Barry in 1979 all decked out in a lei with his bottle poppin’ best friend and their dates.

With the help of the brunette on his left (Kelli Allman), Time Magazine released two photos of 17-year-old Obama at the dance in honor of the Millions of American teenagers who will go to prom this year.

The guy in the white pants (Greg Orme) was Barack’s basketball teammate at Punahou School in Honolulu and brother from another mother, according to Allman.  CLICK for bonus ’70s fun-time photo

People Keep Accidentally Posting Naked Pics on eBay

Naked man in tea kettleI’ve always been too impatient for eBay. I don’t want to have to compete for a freaking laptop cord because I have important things to do, like trying to figure out the who, what, why, where and when of American Horror Story: Asylum.

Perhaps if I had known that eBay is a secret breeding ground for more than just baseball cards and Harry Potter collectibles, I would have been more enthusiastic about browsing their wares.

After a British seller named Aimi Jones snapped a naked photo of herself standing next to a yellow dress, The Sun and Daily Mail compiled a collection of equally (or more) depraved eBay reflection shots.  Continue reading “People Keep Accidentally Posting Naked Pics on eBay”

Rihanna For Harper’s Bazaar, August 2012

Rihanna has a fun, predictable routine when being interviewed by high-profile magazines. She talks about relationships every time, and in some non-subtle way, manages to mention Chris Brown. Here’s what she’s telling Harper’s Bazaar:

“When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made me feel was priceless. And in a blink of an eye my whole life changed. Everything that I knew was different. I never thought I’d feel that pain in my life. I’m afraid of feeling that again.”

That’s her second Chris Brown quote. A line she manages to drop without mentioning his name. The first refers to a song he was featured on, the controversial “Birthday Cake” remix:

“The fans could have said, ‘We don’t want anything to do with it,’ I understood that people had every right to be concerned about it. But I didn’t see it that way because I’m in a different place.”  Continue reading “Rihanna For Harper’s Bazaar, August 2012”

New Images From ‘The Hobbit’ Emerge, Will Make You Feel Even More Blasé

Ten photos from Peter Jackson‘s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey have been released via Entertainment Weekly. The movie, due out December 15 of this year, is Jackson’s first directing gig since 2009’s underwhelming The Lovely Bones.

I can’t say that these pictures, which come with quotes from the actors, reveal much that can’t be seen in the trailer. They do make me wonder if the two parts of The Hobbit will be improved in comparison to their predecessors that totally don’t hold up over time.  Continue reading “New Images From ‘The Hobbit’ Emerge, Will Make You Feel Even More Blasé”

Mila Kunis For Elle UK, August 2012

Mila Kunis, fresh off her box-office talking-teddybear win of $54.1 million, appears on Elle UK’s August cover in Dior. She’s making that face, you know the one. It’s like, ‘Are you looking at me? If you are, that’s okay but if you move I’ll scratch your skin off with a rusty rake.’

People claim she’s talking about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher in the interview when she says it would be impossible to date anyone.

“I’m trying to be like a normal girl and a single girl but the concept of being single in my position isn’t workable. I couldn’t go on a date if I wanted to!”

“Is a guy going to come up to me and ask if he can take me out on a date? Where can I go and have this date? I can’t go anywhere.”

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Emma Stone For Vogue, July 2012

Vogue is as in love with Emma Stone as the rest of the country. She’s covering both U.S. Vogue for the first time and Teen Vogue (August) with sticky-fingered spandex-wearing Andrew Garfield.

To Vogue, singular, she talked about panic attacks, the importance of being an actress, and fashion.

Garfield, Spider-Man’s producer Matt Tolmach, and director Marc Webb also praised her repeatedly, using words like “thrilling,” “stunning,” spontaneous,” and “disarming.”

On acting:
“I’m not saving lives. But I get to tell stories, and that’s a pretty important task.”

Fashion’s effect on people:
“It makes them feel like it’s an extension of themselves.”

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Tyler Shields And Francesca Eastwood Burn $100,000 Handbag

Clint Eastwood’s 18 year-old daughter Francesca, star of E!’s Mrs. Eastwood & Company and her high-profile photographer boyfriend Tyler Shields have collaborated on a series where they lit a $100,000 red crocodile Hermes Birkin on fire.

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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter Is ‘The Wild One’

Poor Wayne Gretzky can’t catch a post-retirement break. He may be “The Great One” and the Michael Jordan of hockey but his stint as coach and part-owner of the Phoenix Coyotes didn’t exactly go as planned.

Now his party-girl daughter is causing all kinds of trouble.

23 year-old Paulina Gretzky has been boiling a pot of controversy on networking sites like Twitter and Instagram for posting bazillions of racy photos that all look like the “clean” shots for porn dvd case covers.

There’s actually one where she’s sitting spread eagle (in a bikini) next to what looks like a shirtless beach bum  and a female version of Skrillex.

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Rihanna Poses For Elle, May 2012 [Photos]

Rihanna is featured in the latest issue of Elle Magazine in a Cuba-inspired shoot rocking her best hair ever (edgy, layered blond with black roots) and talking a little about the man she refuses to quit.

She says that the public knowing her business during the Chris Brown incident of 2009 was humbling, hinting that she’s going to stay in contact no matter what:

“I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I want them to know. It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it…Now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”

“The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently. It’s very hard for me to accept, but I get it. People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that’s all right. Because tomorrow I’m still going to be the same person.”  Continue reading “Rihanna Poses For Elle, May 2012 [Photos]”

Trump Boys In Hot Water Over African Hunting Pictures

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. are in trouble over some pictures taken in Zimbabwe of the pair and several exotic animals they hunted such as an elephant, crocodile, water buck, civet cat and antelope.

I grew up in a small town that happened to be very hunt-friendly. It was ordinary for the guys (and some girls) to walk around in full camouflage, the scent of cow manure clouding around them like Pig-Pen.

I’m not “against” it. I understand that shooting and eating a deer isn’t a bad thing when you’re substituting it for some factory-bred hormone-injected steak meat from Burger King.

ON THE OTHER HAND, when I hear about rich people wandering around in Africa with rifles aimed at nearly-endangered animals for no other reason but to kill, it pisses me off.  Continue reading “Trump Boys In Hot Water Over African Hunting Pictures”

Leighton Meester’s Dark Past And Bright Future

Leighton Meester’s upbringing reflects the opposite of her uppity and entitled character on Gossip Girl.

In a way it must be even more rewarding to be viewed as a fashion-forward socialite, she was after all, born into a family with a heavy criminal record.

In the April 2012 issue of Marie Claire Meester reveals her family history, her views on marriage and her Hollywood beginnings.

All in all she may be the most surprisingly sensible young actress you can imagine, especially considering her background.  Continue reading “Leighton Meester’s Dark Past And Bright Future”

Pictures Of The Month (Thirteenth Edition)

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[Pictures Of The Month February 16 – March 13]

Pictures of the week, err month is back! Who knows for how long but there were simply too many photos to avoid. All the happenings… magazine covers, Twitter thangs and everything else.  Continue reading “Pictures Of The Month (Thirteenth Edition)”

Sofia Vergara For InStyle, April 2012

Sofia Vergara seems like the busiest woman alive. Pepsi spokeswoman, Modern Family vixen, movie star and upcoming host of Saturday Night Live‘s April 7 episode with musical boy band guest One Direction.

On top of all that, she does her fair share of interviews and editorials, the most recent is with InStyle – on hating math and water and having a makeup fixation.

Her favorite mindless TV show: “I watch ‘Revenge.’ It’s a soap opera but so classy – and everyone is beautiful.”

On School: “I always hated Math. The moment I run out of fingers, I can’t count anymore.”

The perfect date: “A great date? Dinner and a movie. Or sports, watched in the venue, not on TV. No canoes. No water. Nothing to mess up the hair.”  Continue reading “Sofia Vergara For InStyle, April 2012”

Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)

Hopefully you have no problems separating Heather Morris‘ teenage Glee age from her real age (25) because Morris, like SO many young cell-obsessed actors/actresses will now be suffering from web embarrassment for at least a few weeks.

In the footsteps of Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Pete Wentz, Kat Dennings, Travis Barker and many others, TV’s Brittany S. Pierce is, like the woman she portrayed so well in season two of the hit Fox show, not that innocent.

Unlike the recent Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leak, these photos are as real as Peter Jackson’s stomach.

The authenticity is in the “I’m A Slave For 4 U” getup. There’s just one thing, I’m having a hard time with. THIS picture, what is that? It’s like a very naughty drawing by one of those shitty caricature artists that operate at fairs/by the shore, specializing in exaggeration.  Continue reading “Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)”

Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn And The Case Of The Naked Phone Drama

Trying to match chest snapshots to the faces of famous actresses is clearly a case for Nancy Drew and I think Nancy would say, those pictures of Christina Hendricks are probably real.

On Sunday Olivia Munn and Hendricks both suffered nude photo leaks, all at the hands of a merciless hacker. The problem is, both sets contain a few pictures of JUST BOOBS and no face which is very problematic for plagiarism sticklers. The headless ones of Munn are almost certainly fake but ginger jones is another story.

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