Chelsea Handler Leaves E!, May Replace Piers Morgan

Uganda Be Kidding Me author, comedian and only-woman-in-late-night, Chelsea Handler is reportedly packing up her bags and leaving the E! network. A recent statement from her manager makes it sound like she’ll be starting fresh instead of moving Chelsea Lately to another network.

“Chelsea intends to leave when her contract expires. She hired me to figure out her life after E! We have at least seven suitors and many ideas,” Irving Azoff revealed.

E! took a chance on Handler in 2006 when she was a virtual unknown with The Chelsea Handler Show, which lasted one season and eventually evolved into a talk show that went from only booking D-list reality stars to moving to a new studio with appearances by the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock.

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Craziest Crazytown Answers From Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Piers Morgan Interview

Piers Morgan Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan did a rare, non-televised interview with Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail in a “borrowed” townhouse in Manhattan. She was wearing “bright striped pyjamas” (British spelling), and talking about everything that ever happened in her life. Ever.

Her first drink: I was 17… I got really sick and Mom made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!

“So you’re an alcoholic?”: No … But when I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace.

Cocaine: Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times.

Her drugs of choice: Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college.

Rehab is “a joke:” I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.  CLICK for stuff about Michael Lohan, therapy and her sexuality…

Rihanna Dedicates Boob Tattoo To Gran Gran Dolly, Tells Piers Morgan To ‘Grow A Dick’

Rihanna is honoring her late grandmother, nicknamed “Gran Gran Dolly,” with a tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis just under her braline. Queen of umbrellas and clam-fanning got the tattoo in London on Saturday (she was there for a performance at the Paralympics).

Goddess Isis – Complete Woman – Model for future generations – #GRANGRANDOLLY – always in and on my heart #1love,” she wrote on Instagram.

In semi-related news Piers Morgan took aim at Rihanna’s new short haircut saying that she “needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” Her response: “grow a dick….. FAST!!!!”

Don’t be scared for Piers’ life, it was all in good fun. He asked her if she wanted to come on the show, and she said “phuck yea lets do it!!!!!!!!!” Continue reading “Rihanna Dedicates Boob Tattoo To Gran Gran Dolly, Tells Piers Morgan To ‘Grow A Dick’”

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”

Add Kirk Cameron To The Long List Of Anti-Gay Windbags

Growing Pains actor Kirk Cameron jumped into a kettle full of scalding water when he spoke out against gay marriage on Piers Morgan, calling it “detrimental” and “destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.”

Later, Piers was asked about his guest’s comments and he said that Cameron was “brave” and “honest” though many people would call it an “antiquated” view. Which it is. Here’s an exact Kirk Cameron quote from CNN:

“Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part. So I would never attempt to try to redefine marriage. And I don’t think anyone else should either.”  Continue reading “Add Kirk Cameron To The Long List Of Anti-Gay Windbags”

Glee’s Whitney Houston Coincidence And Chaka Khan’s Unfiltered Memory

Chances are you’re sick of Whitney Houston coverage, hear me out though, not because you don’t love her and her legacy but because people go overboard analyzing and picking apart the situation.

Half of what you see is love and respect and the other half is the media capitalizing on that, which tends to negate everything. My favorite interview so far was Piers Morgan’s sit down with Chaka Khan especially when she mentioned the insanity (and stupidity) of the Clive Davis party. Continue reading “Glee’s Whitney Houston Coincidence And Chaka Khan’s Unfiltered Memory”

Rosie O’Donnell: Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay Because He’s Into Race Cars

Listen up, people who are gay are sometimes no less likely to enable false sexuality stereotypes than anyone else, for instance: Rosie O’Donnell last night on Piers Morgan.

When discussing celebrity friends and the scrutiny surrounding their private lives and preferences, she made one of the biggest and most common mistakes…

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Howard Stern Is Coming To ‘America’s Got Talent!’

I LOVE Howard Stern, what I don’t love is America’s Got Talent, but will I watch it now that he’s been confirmed as a judge? H-E double hockey sticks yeah I will.

Yesterday Stern was announced as the replacement for Piers Morgan (Zzz) after rumors swirled for over a month about the possible deal ($20 Million dollars for a year?) with NBC and the King Of All Media.

Producers of AGT are even willing to move the entire show to New York so Howard can continue his radio show on Sirius. Of course, the sore bores at the Parents Television Council are angered by all of this.

They told TMZ that Howard Stern is “a performer who is synonymous with shock, profanity and obscenity.”

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