Hayley Williams Goes Full Lavigne in ‘Still Into You’

Hayley Williams Still into youParamore‘s second single from their new album, the first since the departure of guitarist and drummer Josh and Zac Farro in 2010, looks exactly how it sounds…

Like Evan Rachel Wood got into a fight with Avril Lavigne inside a Wonka candy mixer.

All this in the video for “Still Into You,” the band’s proper departure from rock-inspired pop where Hayley Williams rebelliously rides around the house on a bicycle with her one remaining band member (and the new one) singing “I should be over all the butterflies but I’m into you.”  Continue reading “Hayley Williams Goes Full Lavigne in ‘Still Into You’”

Video: Pink – “Just Give Me A Reason” Feat. Nate Ruess

Pink Alecia what’s-her-butt put her husband Carey Hart (only wears sunglasses during the day, while riding motorcycles) in his fourth music video last week. Also, the guy from .fun. .bleck.

The visual would also work for “Only Girl (In The World),” as it seems to be a non-metaphor for being alone with the tattooed man you love (with an evil teddy bear, in a floating bed surrounded by mist).

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Courtney Stodden Covers Her Christmas Goodies With Synthetic Snow

Courtney Stodden santaI’m not sure what I did for holidays before Courtney Stodden came along. The woman who somehow manages to be ten thousand times less talented than Snooki, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, puts the “f” in fun (and other words) and doesn’t discriminate.

Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving, 52-year-olds – all fair game.

Stodden is like Taylor Momsen in that she never let being underage get in the way of her sexualized antics. Now that she’s 18, she shows no signs of slowing down the antics (or visits to McNamara/Troy).

She explained to E! that her latest photo shoot, which earned her the Daily Mail headline “She’ll give Santa a heart attack,” was designed to “spread Christmas cheer.”

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New Scientific Discovery: Chris Brown Lip-Syncs (How Astonished And Heartbroken Are You?)

Pink wrote on her Twitter while watching Chris Brown at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday, “One day if I lipsync i hope i do it as well as him…” Then, “i stand behind, always have and always will, LIVE SINGING.”

While her opinion might mean just a tiny bit more if she used capitalization, she brings up a valid point. But why are people getting fired up about this just now, when he’s been doing it his entire career?

For the Grammys earlier this year I’d written that he is a “non-singing dancing dummy-on-shitty-Michael-Jackson-strings,” and that will always be true.  Continue reading “New Scientific Discovery: Chris Brown Lip-Syncs (How Astonished And Heartbroken Are You?)”

Cosplay NERDS Lip-syncing to P!nk

Last month, at London’s annual comic-con event at Earls Court Exhibition Centre, a bunch of costume-wearing, comic book-reading, video-game playing hobos got together and lip-synced to Pink’s “Raise Your Glass.”

Watch, Malfoy, The Joker, Black Cat (Spiderman), Wolfenstein Zombies, Jack Sparrow, Baby Doll (Sucker Punch), Batgirl and Spiderman, plus more…

I think Pink would be proud, but this is pretty embarrassing to watch.

Why so serious? I’m not, I’m laughing with my eyes dude, get it right.