GIF: A-Rod Hit By Ryan Dempster Pitch

I’m delighted by Red Sox player Ryan Dempster’s two inside pitches last Sunday to Alex Rodriguez’s side and leg and I don’t even feel the least bit bad about it.

Here’s why… 1. He’s rich. 2. He’s on steroids. 3. Cameron Diaz, Madonna and Kate Hudson.

”He was trying to establish his fastball,” Red Sox manager John Farrell said during an in-game interview on ESPN. ”Obviously, the pitch got away from him.

”We didn’t feel in our dugout it was anything intentional,” he added.

Lies, all charming lies. The smile on my face every time I see the this is also unintentional, and as simple as Dempster’s instantaneous 5-game suspension. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Funny Video: Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst Pitch Ever?

This video of Carly Rae Jepsen throwing out a horrific pitch at a Tampa Bay Rays game hasn’t reached the nearly 500 million views that the one for her hit song “Call Me Maybe” has amassed, but it does have 6 MILLION, which is nothing to scoff at.

The bright side is that her pitch was slightly better than fellow Canadian girl Justin Bieber and much better than Howard Stern sidekick Gary Dell’abate (a.k.a. Baba Booey).  Continue reading “Funny Video: Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst Pitch Ever?”