I’m no expert on the exact number of Playboy Playmates and former Hef girlfriends who weren’t infiltrated by the gob of dusty cobwebs he calls sperm, but I assume many women had children after they escaped the villainous watch of robotic peacock butlers.
That would be a great title for a porn. Can you not see Escape From The Grotto sweeping the AVN Awards?
I bring all this up because Holly Madison, #1 girlfriend and star of The Girls Next Door, Holly’s World, and Vegas burlesque show Peepshow, is pregnant. Continue reading “Another Pregnant Playmate, Another Baby That Isn’t Hugh Hefner’s”