Another Pregnant Playmate, Another Baby That Isn’t Hugh Hefner’s

I’m no expert on the exact number of Playboy Playmates and former Hef girlfriends who weren’t infiltrated by the gob of dusty cobwebs he calls sperm, but I assume many women had children after they escaped the villainous watch of robotic peacock butlers.

That would be a great title for a porn. Can you not see Escape From The Grotto sweeping the AVN Awards?

I bring all this up because Holly Madison, #1 girlfriend and star of The Girls Next Door, Holly’s World, and Vegas burlesque show Peepshow, is pregnant.  Continue reading “Another Pregnant Playmate, Another Baby That Isn’t Hugh Hefner’s”

Dr. McCarthy, MD Has Gone Back To Her Roots

Believe it or not, Jenny McCarthy is back in Playboy. I know, I know. Remember way back in 1993 when she was playmate of the year? Jesus, that was almost 20 years ago. Oh well. There’s nothing like a little plastic surgery and photoshop to combat the ravages of middle age.

This is her, what, seventh time getting naked for money? Well, I guess you go with what you know. What I don’t know how this will affect her campaign to kill children. Oh wait, I’m sorry. I mean her campaign against vaccinations.

“All I wanted to do [when I began in the industry] was work with my clothes on, and now I just hope to get them off!” she joked with E! News during a recent interview.

That sounds like a cry of desperation if I’ve ever heard one.  Continue reading “Dr. McCarthy, MD Has Gone Back To Her Roots”