Brooklyn Cop Killer Posted Photo of Murder Weapon on Instagram

brooklyn shooter murder weapon instagramMuch like woman-hater Elliot Rodger, Ismaaiyl Brinsley – the 28-year-old gunman who took out two police officers near a Brooklyn subway station yesterday – foreshadowed his murderous intent using social media, posting not only a photo of the weapon he used to shoot his ex-girlfriend, the two cops and also himself, but messages that read “I”m putting wings on pigs today,” “They Take 1 of Ours…… Let’s Take 2 of Theirs #ShootThePolice #RIPEricGarner #RIPMikeBrown,” and “This may be my final post.”

In an added tragic twist, Brinsley’s ex’s mother told the Baltimore police Brinsley was dangerous, but the NYPD didn’t receive the information until “moments before the attack” on officers Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos, who were shot in their squad car without warning at 2:47 p.m. on Saturday, December 20.

From left: Wenjian Liu, Ismaaiyl Brinsley and Rafael Ramos
From left: Wenjian Liu, Ismaaiyl Brinsley and Rafael Ramos

Read: Cop Killer Moments Before Shooting: “Watch What I’m Going to Do”

Is It Ever ‘OK’ For an Officer to Shoot an Unarmed Civilian?

Officer who shot mike brownThere are a lot of heated discussions surrounding the shooting of Michael Brown, the unarmed African-American teen shot and killed by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri earlier this month (bringing back all-too-fresh memories of the killing of Trayvon Martin in Florida).

While we have yet to know why Brown was shot, if there is a “reason” at all, we now know the identity of the officer and, thanks to an autopsy conducted on Sunday, the exact amount of times Brown was shot.

28-year-old Darren Wilson controversially put two bullets in Brown’s head and four more in his right arm while, according to witnesses and other reports, his hands were in the air, not holding or reaching for a weapon of any kind.

The incident has been a huge source of controversy for the nation and an absolute nightmare for the police in St. Louis, who are under even more scrutiny for tear gassing protestors, not to mention that the KKK are reportedly raising money in support of Wilson.

While everyone is wondering how and why this happened in the first place, I’m specifically wondering if there’s ANY circumstance where a member of the police force could shoot an unarmed civilian and not be ostracized by most of America. Continue reading “Is It Ever ‘OK’ For an Officer to Shoot an Unarmed Civilian?”

Police Continue to Search For Egg-Related Clues in Justin Bieber Case

Justin and lil za instagramFun and true facts:

1. Justin Bieber’s home was raided on Tuesday after a neighbor complained that he’d egged his house.

2. After an initial arrest for drug possession, Bieber’s buddy Lil’ Za was kept in jail longer for vandalizing a phone.  Sources tell E! he “got angry,” yelled and “ripped the phone off the wall entirely.”

3. Because Bieber’s neighbor claims his house was damaged to the tune of $20,000, the crime has been classified as a felony.

4. Police have not found significant evidence to charge the Biebs, but Los Angeles Lt. Dave Thompson says “The investigation is ongoing.”  Continue reading “Police Continue to Search For Egg-Related Clues in Justin Bieber Case”

The Guy Who’s About to Win the Heisman Trophy is a Rapist

Jameis winston instagramSad truth: the 19-year-old frontrunner for the Heisman Trophy, college football’s greatest honor, is thought to have raped a woman last year. Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston allegedly assaulted a classmate he met at a bar and later took to his apartment back in December of 2012.

The case was made “inactive” due to a lack of evidence and the victim’s unwillingness to file charges, but there has been a lot of talk about Tallahassee police purposefully not pursuing the case due to Winston’s celebrity status.

The woman’s attorney released a statement revealing that local law enforcement officials refused to even interview potential witnesses, made his client out to be a drunk to the media, and threatened her by saying “her life will be made miserable” because Tallahassee is a “big football town.”

The Guy Who Played Fitch in ‘American Pie’ Has VERY Questionable Taste in Real-Life Women

Eddie Kaye Thomas American ReunionYou know Eddie Kaye Thomas exclusively as Fitch, the guy who seduced Stifler’s mom in American Pie.

Thomas made the news this week after a woman he met at a diner slept over at his house, became dissatisfied, pulled a knife on him and refused to leave his home in Hollywood Hills.

Kaye’s bad judgment cost the police five and a half hours of their time, plus flash grenades and tear gas.

First mistake: not frisking her at the door. Next time you’re thinking about having a one night stand, pat them down. Pretend it’s a game. You’re the SWAT team and she’s the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Consider distributing a multiple choice examination to test your potential partner’s mental state. Lastly, look into her eyes. The window to the crazy. (Click here for a photo of the woman.)

Homeless Forcibly Removed From Trendy Detroit Neighborhood

Sweet brown surprisePolice in Detroit are in less trouble than they should be for “kidnapping” homeless people from the hip and fancy Greektown Historic District and dumping them outside city limits.

This is nothing new. I mean, I’m pretty sure hobos aren’t allowed in my town unless they’re shifting between public transportation for 15 minutes. Shelters in all major cities are downtown, shadowed by the hustle and bustle of noisy, non-homeless bar-goers, traffic, and police sirens. If you watch Cops, you know there aren’t exactly a lot of laws protecting the rights of those unfortunate enough to live under bridges and drink out of paper bags.

Detroit still may have reached a new low, reportedly dropping people off as many as eight miles away from the neighborhood, sometimes at night, to potentially dangerous areas that they are unfamiliar with.

Continue reading “Homeless Forcibly Removed From Trendy Detroit Neighborhood”

L.A. Police Fed Up, No Longer Acknowledging Celebrity Swatting Pranks

Celebrity swattingThe Los Angeles Police will attempt to curb the number of swatting incidences at the homes of celebrities by no longer releasing statements about them.

Justin Timberlake, Tom Cruise, Kris Jenner, Hugh Hefner, and Ryan Seacrest have all fallen prey to the harmless but irritating prank where emergency responders are falsely called to their place of residence.

“It’s our belief that the perpetrators of these false police reports are motivated entirely by the publicity these calls receive,” head of LAPD Media Relations Andrew Smith said.  Continue reading “L.A. Police Fed Up, No Longer Acknowledging Celebrity Swatting Pranks”

Los Angeles Police Say it’s Safe to Drink a Liquified Dead Body

Cecil Hotel corpseRemember that movie about the family that moves into the apartment building, and as soon as they go to brush their teeth all these ghosts fly out of the faucet? And the ghosts are like “You should move.”

Then you learn that the dead body of a young girl was floating in the water tank the whole time? It was called Dark Water…

Well, police would like you to believe that drinking corpse water is completely safe.

Last week, workers at the Cecil Hotel in downtown Los Angeles discovered the body of a Canadian woman at the bottom of one of the building’s water tanks after guests complained to the front desk about poor water pressure. Continue reading “Los Angeles Police Say it’s Safe to Drink a Liquified Dead Body”

Dirty AZ Cops and Bouncers Rough Up Jason London’s Hair and Glasses

Jason London beaten up by copsLet’s do a short debriefing on identical twin actor brothers Jason London and Jeremy LondonCelebrity Rehab/Party of Five/Mallrats Jeremy London was in the news a lot for bad behavior (drugs, battery, climbing a tree, pretending to be kidnapped) from 2010 to 2012.

Unlike his brother, Dazed and Confused’s JASON London is still a working actor with multiple movie and television projects in the works, but that could be slowed by the fact that he was arrested on Sunday for a bar fight in Arizona.

Skip the mundane parts of the report and you’ve got Jason walking around Scottsdale bleeding, attracting the attention of the police. When they arrive he calls one of them a “faggot” and says he owns them because he’s “a motherf***ing famous actor.”

Continue reading “Dirty AZ Cops and Bouncers Rough Up Jason London’s Hair and Glasses”

‘Terminator 3’ Actor Nick Stahl Is Missing

Nick Stahl, who most notably played John Connor in Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines was reported missing by his estranged wife on May 14th, though she said she had not seen him since the 9th.

Stahl, who also starred in Sin City (that yellow bastard) and 1998’s Disturbing Behavior alongside Katie Holmes and James Marsden, is a reported drug user.

While police do not suspect foul play, his wife, Rose Murphy, is not so sure.

Members of the LAPD are looking for him around the notorious homeless-magnet area of skid row.

If you’ve seen him, tell someone! What’s today’s equivalent of a face on a milk carton? Oh yeah, the internet.  Continue reading “‘Terminator 3’ Actor Nick Stahl Is Missing”

Denver Nugget Chris “Birdman” Anderson Under Investigation

Basketball player Chris Anderson has been excused indefinitely from the NBA due to an investigation by the Internet Crimes Against Children Unit, a division of the FBI that focuses on child porn and internet predators.

Anderson, nicknamed “Birdman,” is famous for his wing-like arm gestures, full-body tattoos, work with PETA, spiked-hair and excellent blocking skills. From 2006 to 2008 he was banned from the league for violating their drug policy.

An attorney for Anderson is suggesting in a statement that his indefinite leave of absence (he cooperated and was not arrested) from the NBA has something to do with a scorned former love interest.

Continue reading “Denver Nugget Chris “Birdman” Anderson Under Investigation”

Amanda Bynes Has An Easter-Themed Mugshot

This morning (3:00 a.m. exactly) was eventful for Amanda Bynes. In an unfortunate turn of events, the What I Like About You star sideswiped a police car, was pulled over and arrested for failing a sobriety test.

As you can see, her pink-haired mugshot arrives just in time for resurrection-of-Jesus-day.

Speaking of that, I was playing Draw Something last week with some random boy and when the word “easter” came up he draw three graves complete with morbid crosses and the words “He is risen” instead of a nice bunny.

Come on kid, Easter is like Halloween but without all the skeletons. It’s about chocolate and boiled eggs, not Jesus. And if the right letters had been there I would have guessed “dracula” for that drawing. WTH.  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Has An Easter-Themed Mugshot”

Bratty Tennis Player Says The Police Are Targeting Him

Nineteen year-old Bernard Tomic, the current highest ranked male Australian player and Australian Open contender (he lost to Roger Federer in the fourth round) claims the cops are out to get him.

On Thursday Tomic was spotted revving the engine of his bright orange BMW at pedestrians with his girlfriend. He was pulled over and given one ticket.

A few hours later the authorities attempted to pull him over for a second violation but made it difficult when he reportedly refused and drove directly home.

The quarterfinalist would not talk to the police, forcing them to wait outside his house while he contacted his lawyer. He later told the media that the situation has been blown out of proportion.  Continue reading “Bratty Tennis Player Says The Police Are Targeting Him”

What Is Wrong With Cops These Days?

During the West Indian-American Carnival and Parade several members of the NYPD were filmed dry-hump dancing with some of the barely-dressed festival participant women.

However Commissioner Ray Kelly would rather not ‘make too much of it.’

He told reporters at a press conference after the incident occurred over Labor Day Weekend,

“I don’t want to make too much of it. You know, these young women approached the officers. They didn’t go out of their way to be approached like this.” 

Continue reading “What Is Wrong With Cops These Days?”

Manny Ramirez Arrested For Domestic Violence

Former Indians/Red Sox/Dodgers baseball MVP/steroid user Manny Ramirez was arrested yesterday night at 7 PM Eastern time.

Witnesses told TMZ that a fight had occurred between Manny and his wife Juliana.

He was taken by police at his home in Weston, Florida into custody and charged with battery.

Information recovered by NBC reveals via police report that Ramirez allegedly hit his wife with an open hand…

Continue reading “Manny Ramirez Arrested For Domestic Violence”

Cop Caught In Sex Act

A cop in Santa Fe, New Mexico was caught on a Canyon Ranch security camera having sex on top of a car. It wasn’t a cop car, but he was in full uniform, so it’s causing quite a ruckus with the press.

The officer, Bert Lopez, is not being charged with a crime but is on administrative leave until the media frenzy dies down a little.

NM state police spokesman, Sgt. Tim Johnson told the press,

“At this point we do not believe any criminal activity occurred.”

Continue reading “Cop Caught In Sex Act”