Video: David Guetta “Play Hard” Feat. Akon & Ne-Yo

Akon commands that you scrub and mop the floor with your ass (the kids are calling it “Twerking”) in David Guetta’s “Play Hard,” which also seems to incorporate some form of Harlem Shake.

And don’t forget the “Gangnam Style” rodeo and popsicle-licking, unibrow-having beauty queen.
David Guetta Play hard unibrow girl
(A very long time ago, Fatboy Slim was the only person on the radio who didn’t sing his own songs.)

Forget That She’s A Zumba Madam, Alexis Wright Sucks At Dancing

Hold the phone. The madam who sold her Zumba class attendees’ bodies to men behind and in her studio is not very good at dancing. After several NSFW videos of Alexis Wright were posted on Gawker, one commenter wrote:

“Jesus this woman is a mess. She’s a really bad dancer. I definitely wouldn’t take Zumba from her. Also, hearing people dirty talk to themselves is so awkward. “Oh, fuck me in the ass.” Lady, I know you’re alone. Cut out the shenanigans and just masturbate. Lastly, you shouldn’t ever put food in your vagina, especially a popsicle. Its disgusting and you’ll get an infection. I can tell those moans aren’t from pleasure, they’re grimaces because she put a fucking frozen juice stick inside of herself.”  Continue reading “Forget That She’s A Zumba Madam, Alexis Wright Sucks At Dancing”

Nicolas Cage, Almost Penetrated By A Fudgesicle

During a press tour to promote the film Trespass (co-starring Nicole Kidman) Nicolas Cage told the frightening but hilarious tale of a personal home invasion,

“I was living in Orange County in Los Angeles at the time, I was asleep with my wife, my two-year-old at the time was in another room. And I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

Cage went on to say that he didn’t press charges because the man “wasn’t all there.” (Hmmm, clothes AND brain gone?) And how things could have been much worse for the man,

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