A Special Message About Hurricane Sandy, From Lindsay Lohan

The death toll in the Caribbean reached 69 yesterday as Hurricane Sandy made its way to the heavily populated areas of the East Coast, flooding homes and businesses and cutting power after the Con Edison explosion.

For all the people who either left their homes or are sitting in near darkness with battery-powered radios and candles, Lindsay Lohan some advice for you.

“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace,” ultra sympathetic Lindsay tweeted Sunday night.

Ankle bracelet Buddha’s pearls of wisdom were noticed by none other than Tara Reid, who responded to another lighthearted renaming (“Hurricane Sassy”) of the disaster by Lohan.

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Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest

The sad thing about addictions and fandom and obsession is that you feel like you’re the only one. I’ve heard that heroin is the most amazing thing ever, that nothing can compare, not blueberry cheesecake or sex with Ryan Gosling or icy pineapple drinks in the sun.

Whatever, it’s fine, because I have Pinterest! I don’t need heroin, it would never work for me anyway, I don’t like stabbing myself with needles nearly enough.  Continue reading “Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest”