Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew

nancy grace pot meme2 Chainz and Nancy won’t-listen-to-reason Grace made headlines when they duked it out over whether or not weed is dangerous, and of course 2 Chainz was the rational one.

In a new debate, Nancy made a fool of herself in front of Dr. Drew. (Though Dr. Drew almost beat her out on that front when he sorta kinda said he was for the legalization of meth.) Anyway, since not a lot of kids or women have gone missing or been shot lately, Nancy’s personal marijuana vendetta has grown into a Pacific Rim-sized monster that no one, not even Nancy herself, can put a stop to.  Continue reading “Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew”

POLL: Canada’s Weed Vending Machine Vs. America’s

Weed vending machines

With North America’s governments finally beginning to capitalize on the millions and millions of dollars generated by the distribution of marijuana, we’re hearing about the very first vending machines designed to dispense sweet sticky herbs.

While there are reportedly others in Arizona and California, the most publicized machines reside in Avon, Colorado and Vancouver, B.C.

So who has the better machine? ‘Merica, or those maple-syrup guzzling ladies and gents to the North? It’s a matter of taste (literally).

Colorado’s machine specializes in pot-infused baked goods, and doesn’t require identification until approached, whereas the one in Canada is in a “fenced-off zone” that requires customers to “flash a card confirming that they have received a doctor’s prescription for the drug.”  Continue reading “POLL: Canada’s Weed Vending Machine Vs. America’s”

Justin Bieber Hotboxed a Jet

Justin Bieber weed planeAmidst reports that Justin Bieber drove Selena Gomez to go to rehab when he cheated on her with the girl version of himself (Miley Cyrus), there’s also a rumor that he filled a private jet with so much pot smoke on his way to New York for the Super Bowl that the pilots had to wear gas masks.

Let that sink in. Pilots – who are notorious for popping pills and snorting coke btw – couldn’t handle the amount of weed smoke that had permeated throughout the plane.

Drug dogs at the airpot unsurprisingly found no “unsmoked marijuana,” not because Justin and his crew of Lil’ Zas and Twists were wise enough to cover their tracks, but because they are enormously greedy and likely burned up more than their combined weight (200 pounds?) in weed during one flight from Canada to NYC.

Justin Bieber ‘Races’ at 30 Miles an Hour

Justin Bieber basketball instagramLike Paris, Britney, Lindsay and Amanda before him, Justin Bieber is under a microscope. Not because no one can seem to find his enlarged clitoris, but because he is, in the words of Joel McHale, “a fucking idiot.”

TMZ has been poking around for follow-ups to accompany the news of his DUI arrest and so far they’ve uncovered a video of the Biebs driving slower than a slug in a wheelchair. At a mere 27 miles per hour, Justina Bebeur may just be the worst drag racer of all time. Sad because fatalities usually occur at higher speeds.

We’re also learned that the award for having female genitalia and riding in cars with little famous boys is getting paid to do “webcam events” and stripping for Michael Lohan lesser-known celebs at Scores.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber ‘Races’ at 30 Miles an Hour”

Katy Perry Wonders How Rihanna Can Smoke So Much Pot and Still Look Okay

Katy and Rihanna friendsOnce when I was very young I cut a worm in half to see what was inside, and while I no longer condone the killing of innocent living creatures for science, I know you’d find less if you did the same to Katy Perry.

Many things seem to perplex her. Things like dating men who don’t smell, walking and talking at the same time, and how and why her friend Rihanna can stay up all night in a hotboxed hotel room watching Adventure Time and still look her age (25) or younger.

“I think that Rihanna always looks so fresh and I’m like, ‘How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke! And you don’t sleep because you’re on Instagram at four o’clock in the morning,” Perry tells Elle Canada.

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Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos

Justin Bieber alleged drugJustin Bieber partied it up in a Newport Beach hotel sans Selena January 2, talking about fast food while holding a joint disguised as a cigarette.

TMZ has photos and details about the guest list – which included a random female “friend” who slept over, and rapper Lil’ Twist (who we now know was driving Bieber’s Ferrari when paparazzo Chris Guerra was struck by oncoming traffic).

Justin took to Twitter hours after the images went viral, writing “Everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up,” which is very similar to every other message the Biebs delivers when he’s involved in a scandal. Continue reading “Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos”

Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son

Snoop dogg son smokingA photo posted on Instagram shows Snoop Dogg sharing a blunt with his oldest son Corde Calvin Broadus in the car on the way to a show in Groningen, Holland on the 27th.

Snoop’s laid-back approach to parenting may not be the best thing for a budding athlete, seeing as Corde was offered a football scholarship to UCLA in June and reportedly dropped out to pursue a music career.

Now he has all the time in the world to smoke pot in the car and twiddle his dreadlocks while spitting “fuck the NCAA” rhymes.  Continue reading “Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son”

18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains

Here’s a picture that might humanize child actress and model Brooke Shields. Her smoking pot with H.R. (“Human Rights”) from the D.C. punk band Bad Brains at age 18, in 1983.

The photo has been floating around on Tumblr for a few months but wasn’t publicly acknowledged by Shields or Bad Brains’ camps until recently when it was posted on Twitter by a David Hill, who wrote that he’s “positive” it’s her.  Continue reading “18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains”

Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons

Yesterday was 4/20! A day for burnouts who already smoke pot daily to smoke even more pot and text their friends pictures of half-empty baggies full of green stank. It’s also Hitler’s birthday. Unsettling.

In honor of that (Mary Jane, not Hitler) I will tell you three stoner-related stories, well two about Willie Nelson and one on money we’d save as a country if the damn stuff was legalized already.

First, an 8-foot bronze statue of the king of hemp hippies (Willie) was unveiled in Austin yesterday AND he released a version of “Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die” featuring Kris Kristofferson and Snoop Dogg. From smokable books to Tupac to this. Now, about that tricky federal deficit…  Continue reading “Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons”

Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!

No word if Snoop Dogg’s new “smokeable” songbook will be available to anyone besides VIPs and Coachella goers, but I sure hope it appears on Amazon soon.

You can literally light a match on the spine and the rest is made out of hemp.

It’s perfect for those times, when you’re really craving…an aromatherapy candle, or a cigarette! The pages are printed on rolling paper, so it’d be great for cigs. I’m sure that’s what it was intended for.

Snoop is using the lyric book, which he calls Rolling Words, as a means to promote his TOBACCO related business, Snoop Dogg’s Kingsize Slim Rolling Papers.

Hey, remember that time he was arrested for having Marlboros on his tour bus, and at the airport? That was a cataclysmic pity. Continue reading “Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!”

‘OG Blue Ivy’ Marijuana? Jay-Z Should Be Proud

TMZ is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby has inspired her own strain of Mary J.

“Multiple weed dispensaries in Hollywood are cashing in on hip hop’s baby princess…by selling a new strain of marijuana called ‘OG Blue Ivy.'”

So, she’s drawing comparisons to the devil himself (already the sign of a megastar) appears in her dad’s infantile new song “Glory” AND now this? Honored by pot smokers all over California and presumedly in other cities as well?

Daddy must be proud. I wonder what other celebrity babies would double as good weed names? Kingston Rossdale might work.

Sinead O’Connor Opens Up About Post-Wedding Crack Run

So, originally Sinead O’Connor said that her 16 day marriage ended because of her husband’s disapproving friends and family and because she took him on a slight wild goose chase looking for marijuana, which she said “enormously wounded” and “badly affected” him.

Yesterday she told The Sun that it was also crack cocaine that had a major part in her separation from Barry Herridge,

“We ended up in a cab in some place that was quite dangerous. I wasn’t scared – but he’s a drugs counselor. What was I thinking?” 

“Then I was handed a load of crack. Barry was very frightened – that kind of messed everything up a bit really.”

Really, Sinead? Your drug counselor husband who you hardly know and literally married minutes earlier was put off when you ended up with a bag of crack rocks in your hand? The nerve! Usually when you hear of a completely unknown person hooking up with a celeb your gold digger alert goes off. If he was digging for gold, which I doubt, then he found John Carpenter’s The Thing, Ridley Scott’s Alien and Tobe Hooper’s Leatherface instead…

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