Megan Fox Pregnant AGAIN, Taking Another Hiatus From Acting?

Megan Fox April teenage mutant setMegan Fox is pregnant again. Just had her last churren less than a year ago, precisely 10 months and it’s like… why Megan, why!!? Do you want to pop ’em out quick so they can be close-in-age and relate to each other?

Was it kind of an accident like maybe you weren’t trying but you weren’t not trying and David Silver’s sperm is just really potent like fresh French cheese?

It’s fine. I ain’t mad atcha. But maybe next time, after the 12 months pass and the paparazzi are kind of over it and you have some semblance of privacy and the little guy or girl is done gnawing on your tits, you could possibly work on another good comedy like How To Lost Friends and Alienate People, Jennifer’s Body and This is 40, instead of more children? From her rep:

I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian. They are both very happy.

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Tori Spelling’s Sanity Shrinks As Her Litter Expands

Tori Spelling is pregnant with not her second or third child but her fourth, and here’s the kicker, it’s been a mere five months since she popped out her last churren, in October. This reminds me of a quote from Friends,

“It’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!”

Spelling announced her pregnancy yesterday on her website. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us.” 

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