My Chemical Romance ‘Proud’ That Their Break-Up Depressed Fans

Gerard Way emoHairy Billy Corgan lookalike Gerard Way wrote that he felt more pride than sadness over the breakup of his band, My Chemical Romance yesterday.

Proud because the depressed fans showed apparently unexpected love for his music.

I didn’t even know My Chemical Romance had a CD in 2010. (Was it any good?) I do know that no one should be sad over this.

Bands who tour for too long (Bush, Everclear etc.) are no longer appreciated because, like the show Weeds, they tend to overstay their welcome until the creativity well becomes dryer than Larry King’s vagina. Continue reading “My Chemical Romance ‘Proud’ That Their Break-Up Depressed Fans”

Lucas Silveira Of The Cliks Is Engaged!

Lead singer/guitarist for the rock band The Cliks (“Oh Yeah,“Dirty King”) Lucas Silveira proposed to his girlfriend, Skye Chevolleau, who said “yes” on stage Friday night at Toronto Pride 2012.

Silveira, the first notable transgendered rock star (sorry Tom Gabel), simply typed “Gettin’ hitched!” on Facebook after performing at the Canadian pride festival.

The Cliks frontman, who is the sole remaining member of the group, wrote recently for NOW Magazine about feeling “alienated” by the LBGT community. In the article, he talks about coming under fire for using the word “tranny” and talking about his past as a woman.

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Shia LaBeouf’s Hair Wants To Be Taken Seriously

Shia LaBeouf or at least, someone who has been identified as Shia LaBeouf, has been spotted at Cannes Film Festival. He is promoting the Depression-era Appalachian crime drama Lawless.

The movie, in theaters August 31, co-stars Tom Hardy, Jessica Chastain, Guy Pearce, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, and Mia Wasikowska.

Pop Sugar went as far as to call the duo of LeBeouf and Hardy a “double dose of hotness,” but I have to object…

Shia may be more proud (he said in an interview that he was returning with a “smaller hotel room” and “a lot more pride”) but he looks like a skinny Creed singer in an Easter Sunday suit.

At least he shaved, a few weeks prior. Jesus Chris, just move to Boulder Colorado already.