Adamant Baby-Haters Admit that Prince George is the Cutest

Kate and Prince GeorgePrince William and Kate Middleton’s baby was not just born royal, but born destined to experience a heightened level of fame that, at just 9 months old, he can not even begin to comprehend.

He wasn’t however, destined to be cute…

Cuteness is not guaranteed, and I know it’s considered taboo and possibly wrong to insult babies, but the fact is, most of them look like rotting potatoes.

William and Kate’s baby miraculously managed to be as adorable, with his mother’s grin and father’s rosy cheeks and premature baldness. Prince George is not only a hit with stuffy British adults, but also with the worldwide meme-loving brats of Tumblr, Imgur and the like, as seen in his first gifs, below…
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I Spy A Chupacabra, In Maryland

Hospital employees at Prince George Hospital in Cheverly, Maryland, have been spotting an unidentified creature in the wooded area near their work since early June of 2011, but only recently have they been able to capture the animal on video. They’ve adopted it as their mascot, lovingly him/her Prince Chupa.

So what is a Chupacabra, you might ask? Well I’ve been poking around the internet and have found that it is basically the latino community’s version of bigfoot, an unknown creature that is inherently evil and drinks the blood of goats. Its mythology is varied. Some people describe it as an alien/dinosaur/vampire while others say it is a panther with a snake’s tongue. Biologists wave these theories off, simply calling the sighted Chupacabras “Coyotes with scabies.”

One employee at Prince George Hospital, Joe Livermore, describes the newfound creature as a “A kangaroo, dog, rat mixed,” adding, “It’s got a rat tail and a head like a deer. I don’t know what it is.”

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